Kind Of A Big Dill 🥒

| Fallon | 28 | 5’8” | | #mk for my pics |

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[ticklethepickle]

Ah yes, the age-old question: anxiety or intuition?

[ticklethepickle]

Why did they convince us as teenagers that we would get pregnant the second we had unprotected sex?

It’s not that likely…

[pnglove]

Reblog to claim it

[churlfriend]

who's with me

[anxietyproblem]

[passion-of-l0vers]

i keep a little poison pill in my ring just in case im captured by the enemy but i cant dry swallow so i also wear a vial of a single sip of water

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[pleatedjeans]

40 Funny End-Of-Week Work Tweets That Remind You Why You Deserve A Few Days Off (May 23, 2025)

[mothprincess]

don’t forget that it’s your life. it’s not school’s life, it’s not work’s life, it’s not your family or your partner’s life—it’s perpetually your life, for better or worse. what do you want from this life? forget happy, what motivates you to live? why are you here?

[segamascott]

[angel-teeths]

[animentality]

[iamwizzzzz]

[lilyinchainz-deactivated2025072]

[ruinedchildhood]

Sinners (2025)

[beaft]

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan: