The Tidal Rebellion

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Interview No. 1: Karkat Vantas

So, Councillor Vantas.

IS THIS GOING TO BE A THING. ARE WE GOING TO SPEND THIS ENTIRE GODSDAMN WASTE OF TIME CALLING ONE ANOTHER BY NEEDLESS TITLES. I'M SORRY, SHOULD I BE REFERRING TO YOU BY "THAT ONE ANNOYING AS FUCK REPORTERRIBLE".

...would you prefer Mr. Vantas?

I SUPPOSE.

This will be a short interview, Mr. Vantas.

IT HAD BETTER BE. PEIXES HAS ME TAKING TIME OFF TRAINING THE THRESHECUTIONER RECRUITS TO PLAY AT PUBLICITY.

Are you familiar with Her Imperial Radiance, then?

YOU'VE WRITTEN AT LEAST TWENTY ARTICLES SPECULATING ON THE NATURE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP OVER THE PAST HALF-SWEEP, FUCKNUGGET, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU GODSDAMN KNOW I'M FAMILIAR WITH HER.

(Note: Subject seems unnecessarily temperamental. Perhaps some quadrant issues?)

Of course. What, may I ask, were your reasons for joining the rebellion?

I. It's.

YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THIS. INTERVIEW OVER. GET THE FUCK OUT.