Tide

Part-time superhero, full-time dad.

[tide-pd]

Uhmm, Dakota wanted me to get a "blog" here so that he could send me "memes".

I do not know what this means but I guess I'm here now?

#pondering - My thoughts.

#crashingwaves - My community!

#kiddiepool - My children...

Ooc: I'm busy a lot of the time, but I still thought it'd be fun to make this blog.

This is now a civilian blog dedicated to the more mundane aspects of the Prime Defenders lives!!

[tide-pd]

Dakota has a suitcase of dead fish

...excuse me?

I may have to have a chat with him.

[tide-pd]

if you put a gun inside a burger. what would you have... a GURBUR!!!! hehehe ( - @askdc-dakota )

Good pun Dakota! Do you have any more you'd like to share?

[lizardad]

Do you know where William is? He told me he was going to hang out with Ashe, but he hasn't come home yet and he's not answering his phone. I thought you might know where they're at. - Tide

- @tide-pd

They're in Ashe's room. They're fine (I think???)

[tide-pd]

Oh, good! I was getting worried.

...and thank you, I suppose.

[willouchwisp]

i’m fine just got distracted. i can come home if you want

[tide-pd]

Would you like to stay longer?

[lizardad]

Do you know where William is? He told me he was going to hang out with Ashe, but he hasn't come home yet and he's not answering his phone. I thought you might know where they're at. - Tide

- @tide-pd

They're in Ashe's room. They're fine (I think???)

[tide-pd]

Oh, good! I was getting worried.

...and thank you, I suppose.

[willouchwisp]

i kinda miss my human body

[tide-pd]

If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm always going to be there. And even if I'm not, no matter what anyone else says, you are not alone and you never will be.

[willouchwisp]

thanks tide. i’m just kinda…weird? right now? i don’t know. i have a lot of feelings about it i guess

[tide-pd]

Having feelings is good, that means you're real enough to experience your emotions.

Would you like a caramel? Some lady at the store gave a bag of them to me for free for some reason...

[willouchwisp]

‘m okay. just needa mope for a bit i think.

[tide-pd]

Of course. Just call me if you need anything.

[willouchwisp]

i kinda miss my human body

[tide-pd]

If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm always going to be there. And even if I'm not, no matter what anyone else says, you are not alone and you never will be.

[willouchwisp]

thanks tide. i’m just kinda…weird? right now? i don’t know. i have a lot of feelings about it i guess

[tide-pd]

Having feelings is good, that means you're real enough to experience your emotions.

Would you like a caramel? Some lady at the store gave a bag of them to me for free for some reason...

[willouchwisp]

i kinda miss my human body

[tide-pd]

If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm always going to be there. And even if I'm not, no matter what anyone else says, you are not alone and you never will be.

[tide-pd]

gay

I'm not sure if this is meant as an insult, but yes, I am! And I'm very proud of that fact.

[tide-pd]

If this guy doesn't get THE FUCK OUT OF MY LANE I swear to god

IT'S AN 80 WHY ARE YOU GOING 45

[tide-pd]

While I do love hearing about my kids' interests, maybe the stages of decomposition isn't the most appropriate topic to talk about at the breakfast table?

[willouchwisp]

ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE A LOT OF FIRSTHAND EXPERIENCE

[tide-pd]

I know you don't, but the rest of us do. Would you like to talk about it while I do the dishes? Your perspective on it is very interesting.

[willouchwisp]

…maybe a little bit. maybe it is interesting and i guess it’s only fair that you get to know

[tide-pd]

Of course. 😊

[tide-pd]

While I do love hearing about my kids' interests, maybe the stages of decomposition isn't the most appropriate topic to talk about at the breakfast table?

[willouchwisp]

ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE A LOT OF FIRSTHAND EXPERIENCE

[tide-pd]

I know you don't, but the rest of us do. Would you like to talk about it while I do the dishes? Your perspective on it is very interesting.

[tide-pd]

While I do love hearing about my kids' interests, maybe the stages of decomposition isn't the most appropriate topic to talk about at the breakfast table?