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fly! fly my beatle!

#paul mccartney #macca #the beatles #get back #john lennon #george harrison #ringo starr

I actually can’t get over how chopped the Beatles were in 1963 like damn

I’m going through a phase rn okay?

Some wide angle shots I took back in the start of May. It was the transition of seasons and introduction of new palettes.

bodhi-devotee

ough the ocean,,,,, she makes me emotional,,,,

togetherwandering

You could even say she makes you emoceanal

Kid at my job got mad at me because I wrote his name in a shade of green he didn’t like and he threatened to turn me into a train as punishment. Ok dawg

6:50 am didn’t even try to have a good day just instantly put on yesterday and almost got hit by a car. Thanks Paul

#paul mccartney

My job makes me feel like shit

#cilantro #ece

iam-the-egg-boi

This incredible piece of art has become an in joke in my family its so hysterical i cant get over the sheer talent funky moves and angelic singing that one man can display

Paul McCartney could never

dnp pinof1 kiss conspiracy theory confirmed is Wild boots but i'm seeing people say "omg they kissed on the first day they met!"..... first of alll... the real timeline truthers know that's true but in a diff way - second of all well yes of course these two kissed on their first date! they had been pining online for months! they were so excited to be together!!

This came to me in a dream

#the beatles #paul mccartney #john lennon #george harrison #ringo starr

I take my job very seriously (messing with preschoolers). Every day I come in and they ask who I am and i tell them “I’m [your name] 2” and they lost their shit for 10 minutes. I told them that monsters are scared of clean rooms. I told them if they eat all their vegetables they’ll be able to fly and develop night vision. I told them I live at their preschool and sleep on their cots at night. They ask how long something will take I say a million hours. I told them I’m part goat and that I’m just not wearing my hooves today.

They repay me by telling me they’re going to eat me, make me into soup, turn me into mud, remove all my bones, etc. They pretend to feed me poison and garbage. One of them said the other day “when I die, everyone is going to see it!” OK dawg!

how many people have said such horrifically prophetic things abt their own death... #damn

#first is from one to one #john lennon #yoko ono #the beatles #beatles #paul mccartney #george harrison #ringo starr

i feel like im living in the dnpg sims episode where they buy the spa expansion pack and plan a lovely relaxing day and then there's a fire and tabitha gets abducted by aliens and they spend the entire time screaming. i fear that is how i feel rn

themarkofoxin

the vintage phandom pre-grieving dnp’s heterosexual nuclear family endgame posts are so fascinating to me. here you have a bunch of young teenagers who are so, so obsessed with these two men. and many of them know/think/hope they’re together. but if they are, it’s a secret. and you will get bullied if you talk about it. it’s also 98% of what is talked about. but it becomes the culture to talk about it like a game—asking do you ship phan? while assuring everyone you know they’re not really together, it’s just for fun.

but it’s teenagers we’re talking about here. so the chain of logic goes, if they’re not together—which of course they aren’t this is all just for fun guys you don’t really believe they’re gay, do you, the vday video was a prank—then they’re probably not gay, and are in fact straight, and will end up with women and kids and a dog and a white picket fence like oh so many unfortunate YA protagonists in epilogues (the primary books fans had read atp, lbr)

so there was a whole cottage industry built around this emotional tension of fans caring so, so much about dan and phil now (back then), but “knowing” that it could never last because eventually they would move on to have the traditional signifiers of a happy life. youtube was seen as childish, no one knew if it was even possible for it to be sustainable for more than one, two, five years; dan and phil were of course straight so they would want to settle down with susan from the shop, and all the fun the teenagers were having was given an ambiguous, dramatic end point.

which means there’s dozens if not hundreds of posts out there talking forebodingly about dan and phil splitting up and getting married to other people, with an awkward undertone of forced happiness about it. we would all totally be happy for them if they left youtube and got with women, because they’d be happy, the posts all say, while writing about it as if it was a late stage cancer diagnosis

themarkofoxin

as some people have astutely pointed out in the notes, this was likely in no small part a product of these young mostly girls grappling with the misogynistic expectations put onto them: one day you will leave behind what you do for fun, what you’re passionate about, to find a man and become a Wife and start a family. so of course these men who they projected onto would also eventually have to do the same thing.

how liberating that we were completely wrong!