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fly! fly my beatle!

#paul mccartney #macca #the beatles #get back #john lennon #george harrison #ringo starr

Whoever played the french horn on For No One needs their pussy (real or metaphorical) ate

Sucking and fuckinf this Boston cream donut in the Dissociative Capital of MTL (sherbrooke tims) listening to 2016 edm…. Hella job interviews hella blisters hella bachelors degrees… feeling crazy

5 am can’t sleep had to watch adventurous adventures of one direction. In a cottage with 10 of my family members from the Wrong Side feeling a bit doomed. Trying to sleep in the hottest room of all time with my beloved who’s role playing as the sleep disturber today. The ruckus children coming to harass me at 8am sharp. Job interview I don’t really want at an inconvenient time. Stressed about grad and my relationship w my parents and death 😝 whateva

#I haven’t been journaling or going to therapy so this is my outlet rn #bad!

How many times is this old man going to be asked about his dreams OMFG WE KNOW ALREADY

I’m sorry I just disagree completely. He does not say that. He says gotta get get. I hate censorship just let him say Gotta Get Get

#boom boom pow discourse #boom boom boom #gotta get get #black eyed peas

brokenheartedjubileee

no regrets coyote

brokenheartedjubileee

yeah man and then we- hold on I'm getting a call. yeah. yeah. a hitcher?? a prisoner of the white lines on the freeway? no way i picked that up you're crazy man

throathole

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

throathole

Destruction. Annihilation, even

#aura does this to her bear #she’s been kicking the shit out of that bear every day for the last 10 years #you’d think she’d get tired of it by now

3000s

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

3000s

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

dimetrodonz

IT WAS 20 YEARS AGO TODAY!

frogcult19

2009 phyuri!!! Thx to this tweet

#they’re listening to boom boom pow #phan #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester

as an educator i am always being gifted a blue mug from winners. it has happened twice now

sont-des-mots

listen to me VERY carefully. everyday she takes a morning bath she wets her hair. wraps a towel around her as she’s heading for the bedroom chair. it’s just another day. slipping into stockings. stepping into shoes. dipping in the pocket of her raincoat. it’s JUST ANOTHER DAY. if you missed any of that at all i’m sorry i can’t help you

senatortedcruz

I am in fucking tears

Craziest things people have said to me challenge

"Yeesh...I see why you're getting a retake" (School photographer to me, aged 13)

"Looney Tunes looking ass bitch" (man at McDonald's after I held the door open for him)

"I would never describe you as hot" (a man)

"Your house would be so easy to break into" (same man)

"Not one woman from my social circle has been successful" (man)

i think we as a society moved on too quickly from the bunny baking video. cause wtf was that

#dnp #dan and phil

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