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@dcm012 got something in your eye? Can I help? (at The White Swan)

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Profiling the Egyptians Ra helping me with Sekmet. he Sun God, was angry with mankind, because they laughed at him. He said that he'd send down his anger as Sekhmet, the Eye of Ra. She went down to Earth, killing men, and drinking their blood. She started to frighten Ra, who only wanted to punish Mankind, not destroy them all. So he dyed some beer red, to look like blood. When Sekhmet saw the beer, she was thristy for blood, so she drank it all, got drunk and went to sleep. When she woke up, Ra persuaded her to stop killing Mankind. (at Crystal Palace Park London S.E 19)

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Bad pack shot in a toilet for Americas most popular tasteless beer.

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A baby octopus mostly trapped in a bit of wood reaches out for help. (at Penge)

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#teledildonics was the topic of conversation when I took this picture. (at Crystal Palace Park London S.E 19)

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#bobble attack with @therockmother in soft drink TV show purgatory.

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Scanning the sarcophagus. As you do. (at MONA Museum - Hobart, Tasmania)

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"Just setting the table. The steaks are almost done." (at North Stradbroke Island)

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at Mt Tamborine

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Inserting my arm into the Godhead's black hole. (at Toko Sydney)

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Surf on speed. (at North Stradbroke Island)

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Looking out for The Predator. Or maybe just wallabies in a rain forest. (at Tambourine Mountains)

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Proof that birds like chocolate and cream. (at The Polish Place)

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On way to #mona with fizzy booze and nibbles. (at Hobart City, Tasmania)

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A frozen Negroni to get things going at the #tasteoftasmania festival. This will be my summer drink of 2016. (at Hobart City, Tasmania)

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One of my relatives showing me how to light a BBQ. Obviously no alcohol was involved. (at Camden, New South Wales, Australia)

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Happy EatDrinkFest. Mass=Volume X Density. Therefore Volume / Density = XMass!!!! I am going to increase my volume and become denser over Xmas... (at Emirates First Class Lounge - International Airport Dubai)