fuck it

My name is Samantha. Michigan. 25.

[miniangel]

[realfootage]

[coke-hoe-nyt-crab]

me every friday night

[2jp]

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

[lowfatwordsalad]

is this who now

[tie-dye-sunsets]

[neuromaencer]

[bellygangstaboo]

the tea is scalding

[scottandhiskind]

These are the most stereotypical young republicans I’ve ever seen

[ordurebizarre-deactivated201901]

[glowhry]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Chuck E. Cheese’s full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese, and according to his official backstory, he’s an orphan. He never had his own birthday, so instead he fills the void by hosting birthday parties for everyone else.

[wintamint]

[pbmc77]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

[monica-geller]

[guccixcucci]

PLEASE. THIS IS SO FUNNY

[free-range-tiddies]

LIL MANS WENT TF OFF!!!!

[guccixcucci]

He said bitch you're going to hell AND your hair is ugly

[fugofighters-deactivated2023050]

[slimmetra-deactivated20250917]

any temperature above 70F is homophobic

[c-h-i-c-l-e-t-e-s]

[thescruff-deactivated20170211]

when you and your friend were supposed to perform together but you get into a fight because they gave you some gross pink chicken to eat and you were mad at them for almost giving you salmonella but you miss them a lot

[st-pam]

[cosmicfunnies]

Yeah this is exactly what I need…

[rashbeans]

I have a job interview on Wednesday so I need all the luck I can get