My head is ready to explode

Marjorie || 23 || Fangirl for a living I bleed my heart out on this paper for you So you can see what I can't say Hiya, I'm Marjorie. Live in The Netherlands. Just a girl working as a waitress trying to decide what to do with the rest of her life. This is one unorganized mess. Anything and everything you'll find on here. Don't be surprised. And it's all here in black and white and red For all the times those words were never said

[tiearibbon-blog]

Yay it was delivered today!

[tiearibbon-blog]

Yay it was delivered today!

[hearingsymphonies]

Gee Louis I wonder why you like bowties; and look at Harry’s reaction.

[pusheen]

[fairy-wren]

[northstarfan]

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

And people say Pokemon aren’t real.

Conclusive that I watched too damn many “Dot & the Kangaroo” movies as a child: I can name probably 2/3rds of these without consulting a reference.

[fatallyblonde]

but where are all the spids?

[likesboys-deactivated20160803]

[pianolouis]

I’m re-watching this interview and dying.

This is Louis’s face after he says he has a girlfriend

Now to the Kate Upton stuff that makes me giggle.

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[sebchel-archive-blog]

top 5 otps (in no particular order) → samchel

[faunasworld-moved]

[tiearibbon-blog]

 

[danedehateyou]

tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends

#do we get killed off in our time zones or all together because i want a heads up from japan

[qthewetsprocket]

It’s so rude when the apocalypse doesn’t give you a schedule.

[sink-with-this-ship]

Cute <3

[glossyma]

Basically Louis Tomlinson being sassy during this set of Sugarscape interviews

[substyles]

Harry looking for approval from his boyfriend after changing the lyrics in Save You Tonight

 #the little pat on the back  #like ”yeah babe you did good”  #fuck off  

[the-british-rogue]

[thefrogman]

*bonk*

[images by Nicole Perkins]

[teapayne-deactivated20120908]

The humiliation when you run over your own banana in mario kart