Organic Gay

| 21 | Taurus | | Gay asf |

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

I missed them

[qn8]

[the-grimdark-emporium]

Never let generosity hold hostages; courtesy is an essential tool, but a cruel master.

[elodieunderglass]

Bro

[6ilit-deactivated20250716]

Nobody is immune to the neck kiss

[synthlet]

marcy and pb doodles

[curioscurio]

Really messy team rocket bit

[unimpressedcats]

[scribblyg-deactivated20220103]

Cowboy Kitty

[mothcub]

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐

[in-your-face-cake]

Can’t be true?!?

[greelin]

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

[virska]

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

[greelin]

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

[leupagus]

VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

[krazykitsune]

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

[harblkun]

The Sun will go down eventually!

[pedestrianfootbridge]

I love an overprotective vampire threatening their charge/food source with the line “the sun will go down eventually!”.

[ramblingsofagirlgeek]

I would read/watch this series

[catchymemes]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ghostscriesx]

consider also

[skinyyismydream]

[perfectalexander]

[lovethythrall]

[twotontwentyone]

Well that was a rollercoaster

[thebootydiaries]

Me: hello darkness my old friend

Darkness: I have a boyfriend

[hydro-homies]

[sload-archive-blog]

reblog if you ARE a mage, if you SUPPORT mages, or if you like to OPEN templars’ WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of NUGS in their BEDROOMS

[not-a-templar]

Hello FELLOW MAGE. We are also A MAGE. Could you please inform us, YOUR COLLEAGUE, to YOUR WHEREABOUTS or to which CIRCLE your PHYLACTERY is stored. We, another REBEL MAGE, would appreciate your ASSISTANCE in this matter.

[angelicfangirl]