Don't let anyone rain on your parade..

We're all part of the same sick little games and I need to get away

[xlec]

I’m bringing this to every college party I go to this year.

[twitterscreencaps]

[gimme10dollas]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

[dracosmalfovs]

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

[poetic-joke]

one of my favourite things is seeing people carrying flowers around in public. where are they going? who are the flowers for? is it their mums birthday? did someone move house? who knows!! not me!!!

[claudiugh]

When your mom says no to McDonalds

[fuckudad]

me as a parent

[patrik-star]

The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn’t show 

[tatianamaslnaymoved-blog]

[sizvideos]

Lifepack is a super organized solar powered and anti-theft backpack. Get more information here

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

real 💯

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[jackafz]

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

[thagoodthings]

[nirvanasoul785]

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

9 ways to tell if a man is lying

he is

[yung-smoov]

[stxrb0y]

WHEN IS HER ALBUM DROPPING THO 

[froslasss]

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money