Poof

[quinzel-isley]

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

[mybeltruns]

grandpa got game

[factly]

[lovelypupies]

[vanillagloss]

[hijerking]

babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

[jalapeepo]

WHAT THE FUCK

[blazepress]

Tortoise skeletons are the weirdest skeletons.

[crimsoncatacombs-deactivated201]

I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow. I literally just gasped. How neat!

[bigbootyavocados-deactivated201]

Which is another reason you shouldn’t pick them up by their top shell

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Everyone knows that you shouldn’t pick up a tortoise or turtle by their shell since their backbone is fused with it, but often it’s not really an easy thing to visualize how that works. Here’s a really cool image for that… 

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

Almost NOBODY knows this, because people don’t bother to simply show you a fucking image like this in school so before i saw this on tumblr i thought a turtle was simply a loose animal in a shell like a snail

[kushandwizdom]

The only thing that will bring an end to hatred for no reason is kindness for no reason.

Karen Berg‏

(via kushandwizdom)

[fuckyeahjapanandkorea]

[handsyouaclementineslice]

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

[littorallbones]

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

[didyousaymaraudersormurder]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[veryverycuteanimals]

Drove three hours to get this guy from a rescue today. (Source:… - (Source: http://www.miniurls.co/lJTF)

[gaypornstar23-deactivated201506]

[psych-facts]

People who worry a lot tend to be better planners.

(via psych-facts)

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

[kvotheunkvothe]

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

[chillsexual]

This is mE

[ladyprydian]

Secondhand embarrassment. I’ve got it. 

I sometimes mute movies or tv shows to avoid it. Especially if I know it’s coming. 

[justgot1]

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

[fentyjenner-deactivated20160516]

[h0odrich]

she put her glasses on so she could read Kim properly

[betterthankanyebitch]

im kourtney

[blackberryshawty]

I’m Kourt but I’m also Kris and also Rob

[divascreech]

“I’m married for 72 days, really? that was normal” like how did Kris just murder her own daughter like that