I WANT THIS GIVE ME IT
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its like.. the best thing ever
$LAYYYTER
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I WANT THIS GIVE ME IT
nap goals
its like.. the best thing ever
Maisy got a little too squished by the blanket
Would you rather be Iron Man or Justin Bieber?
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet
do pigeons sometimes forget they can fly or what
actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother
this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it
I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner
I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE
sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely
me in hell waiting for all my friends to die
So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”
So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.
Broglar.
@mylifeisamusicalreference
If depression was a musical
This is a bop
okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane
do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
noooooo stop
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
he is a man of fortune
1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune
one bountiful blessing from the tiniest man of fortune!!!!!!!!
found batman forever on my front lawn
there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn
could these be the missing batman films?
no, it’s superman 3 and 4
theyre both superman 3 and 4
the plot thickens
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i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing
this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me
it was what looked like a dvd
again i thought
maybe its the missing batman films
or maybe its 3 dvds
oh
its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin
great
WHO IS DOING THIS
no idea what this movie even fucking is
blu-ray this time? fancy.
what are these supposed to be
oh
well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime
wonder if theyll still work
MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO
so
i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included
perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern
for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies
interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds
there was another copy of superman ¾
if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾
the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs
who owns these dvds all in bulk
why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house
im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out