pbat

kill me please

[paigeagainstthemachine]

[zagreus]

your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.

[joyfullyyouniquefangirl-deactiv]

I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

[zagreus]

the guilt has hold of you. confess

[shencomix]

[nevarec-deactivated20180920]

[tigertraps]

um ok I fucking WISH I was swimming in a sea of mashed potatoes rn

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons why I would make a great Greek God

petty

dramatic

Not Straight

doesn’t really moralize

would live on top of a perfectly climbable mountain and only descend to seduce pretty girls and mess with stuff

titties already tf out

[limgyeok]

[lovlae]

the colors!!

[babyanimalgifs]

This makes me happy

[rlymax-deactivated20140421]

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

[obligatory-regal-name]

[ainhxa]

[sunthang]

paradise

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

spongebob critical

[radicles]

spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.

[mizumanta]

Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.

[vote-for-eggman]

Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????

[monkey-network]

Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.

[sidetable-drawer]

Bubble Buddy killed a man.

[deactivated-blog]

Bubble Buddy poisoned the water supply, burned the crops, and delivered a plague onto the houses of the Bikini Bottom residents.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

he did??

[deactivated-blog]

No… but are we just going to wait around until he does?!

[marauders4evr]

I SAY WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!

[birdgirl34]

“now what?”

[marauders4evr]

“Ǵ̝͖͖̻̹͎̳͓E̬̥T̶̛̻̙͎͝ ̟̘̩̼͉͍̜̖͉̕T̢̺̗͓̼̟̫̬̙̖̀H͏̝̖͓͓̪ͅE̥ ͇͍̞̹̜̞͟L̼̲̲̠͢͝Ḭ̣̻̬̖͙̀F̹̙͍̼̰̬͕͟È̶͖͇͕̜͉̘͝G̻̜̰̯̖ͅU̲̳̼A̹̣̳R̶̗̀D͏̴͓͎̝̹̘̝ͅ!̻̲̭͔̜̺͠͝“

[whateverdrippy]

[almondkittie]

I heard that!!!

[a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114]

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

[wearethesparkk]

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

[memcjo]

Earth is effing amazing!

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

[bunjywunjy]

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

[mellifexfarm]

secret..,.,,.,

[gaytranswerewolf]

i gasped!!!

[l-ile]

[vladtheunfollower]

absolute madman

[maeborowski]

self portrait

[yourbigsisnissi]

A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it’s all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you’ll never be this young again.

[mycatisadolfkitler-deactivated2]

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

[earthmindheartsky]

Q

[coldalbion]

important

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!

[girlwithbird-blog]

IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS

[imamotherfuckingstar-lord]

@skywalkingonthesehaters

[thinkrosethorn]

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad