All we are is bullets, I mean this.
Hi.
I'm Demolition Man.
Some info about me:
Me and my ex-wife just got married (i just got rid of her), and moved to Draag. When I got here, they made me do pushups. I don't like pushups.
I've been to prison
My now ex-wife and I used to be criminals, and ran away from the law, but then she died and I had to make a deal with the devil...its a long story, and kind of traumatic. I'm okay now, but you really need to listen to me, and I'm telling you the truth, cause I mean it. I'm okay. Trust me!
WAS "devoted" to my "loving" wife.
Update on my wife: I nominated her for election and now she's going to be executed! yippee!
Also I'm now Draag's official Dogsitter. The dog is like therapy, but I'm being paid to do it. It makes me want to commit less crimes.
Also Draag's official assassin.
Also now adopted by @his-grand-immortal-dictator
(lore/info post)
Tags:
#telling you what i do for a living - main
#us traitors never win - death (not angst)
#whispering me away from you - draag loyalty arc
#dreams are not enough to win a war - death (angst)
#heaven help us - maya
#back to friends - clementine
#just two men - tucker
#i should've been a better son - old family shit
#mama's boy - shit with the secretary
#prosper in the gloom - dictator
So long and goodnight!












