T|LL|NGH0ST

A Recollection of Past Greatness. welcome to the house of the Trashilisk.

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[1st-1]

Jupiter and 4 of her moons peaking out from behind our moon! 

[brisbone]

You know how skunk smell and weed smell are sometimes interchangeable to the average nose? Have you considered that all those times you smelled it, that it might have been a skunk smoking weed?

[brisbone]

[blueblackdream]

Bert Stern, Shelley Duvall, Vogue, 1971

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[vintagerapscans]

[retroapollo]

=-F I J I STATION-=

[futureedream]

[teakip]

Bubblegum and marcy’s child would be the ultimate pastel goth

[teakip]

[cherrytbombblog]

Facts to back this up

You’re welcome :)

[roosterteethaesthetic]

♡ follow for more roosterteeth aesthetic ♡

[tillingh0st]

I wish i could find a better outlet for my anxiety. damn my ability to not be able to handle emotions maturely and instead it causing me great stress. 

[micajeburton]

[noushxx]

Rub the booty.

[teatoppy]

Smack the booty

[doughsk-deactivated20181121]

Eat the booty

[kawaiikeeks-deactivated20200707]

Love the booty

[spexial-k]

Value the booty

[blkbutterfly816]

Bite the booty

[lumberjackmack]

Hug the booty

[tillingh0st]

[tillingh0st]

Should I sit at home alone and get high or go to the bar alone and drink?

[bifacts]

Im bi and super indecisive. Is it because im bi or just like, ancillary to that?

There’s definitely a correlation between bisexuality and indecisiveness. My recommendation is that if you can’t pick a side, pick a sword. It won’t help with making decisions, but at least you’ll be intimidating and that’s a quality a prospective partner can admire.

[visionaryness]

I can’t decide what kind of sword I want

[bifacts]

Which ever one is stuck in the stone, clearly. So many people seem to have skipped the tutorial…

[motionalocean]

What if there are two or more stones???

[bifacts]

Two swords!

[cannibulcakester]

Then you star finding all the swords in stones, collecting them, and turning them into your iron throne so when people see you concentrating hard, they think “Oh shit they’re intimidating,” instead of “Oh shit they’re having a hard time picking between pasta and tacos again.”

[bifacts]

Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets you’d find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.

[fierceawakening]

You, Too, Can Bother An Entire Duck