Odds and Ends

Jami - 26 - Pansexual Cisfem (she/her/herself pronouns)- Outsider Follower - Gryffindor - Company and Fellowship Member - Loki's Army - Team Cap Is this a humor blog? Fandom? Other? Answer: It's whatever captures my interest. Stick around, maybe I'll post something that catches your eye. Tracking #cannibulcakester. (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-43819543-1', 'tumblr.com'); ga('send', 'pageview');

[remanence-of-love]

[brostateexam]

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda by Duane Bryers

[badkidgorgug]

More Hilda!!

[themockingcrows]

in this family we love and support Hilda.

[i-am-the-narwhal]

Yes! Hilda!

[luidilovins]

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

[squish-this]

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

[snailfarts]

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

[sixpenceee]

The cylinder passed all of it’s final exams folks.

[loyalshipper]

Reblog to pass all of your future final exams. Be like this motivational Cylinder.

[stanleyraymondkowalski]

hey guys you know whats great? heimdall commits treason against the throne in every single thor film & didnt give a single shit. iconic.

[spacelabrathor]

@bottomcelli

[my-homosexual-romance]

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[queenpalms]

[humancomputer-blog1]

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

[cloudfreed]

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

[gondwana]

God I love Ohio this gas pump has a teeny tiny little screen on it and all it does is show teeny tiny little bible verses on it and boy they’re the ominous ones

[gondwana]

A gas station pump telling you you’re a tresspasser in gods territory is like. American Gothic Satire.

[plannedparenthood]

We mourn. We remember.  We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence.

[stuck-y-together]

Hello, I just found out that it’s going to cost me $550 to get my car fixed, money that I don’t have right now. That’s a full month’s rent and with bills.. It’s just not a good situation or time for me right now to have this type of cost.

I hate asking for help or money and things like that but I’m desperate. I need my car. I drive a lot for work so using public transportation or relaying on people to give me rides is not an option for me.

If you have anything you might be able to spare to help that would be really nice and helpful.

Anyone who donates I will either write a personalized fic for or do a photo edit. Photos edits can be: a locksceen, tumblr profile photo, or header.

I have a ko-fi account which you can find here: https://ko-fi.com/stuck_y_together

I also have a venmo: Marie67

If you do donate please leave your Tumblr URl so that I can personally think you and you can receive your fic or edit.

[stuck-y-together]

Thank you to everyone who has donated so far! I appreciate your help and support a lot!

[foodffs]

Roasted Fingerling Potatoes with Craveable Sauce

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Is this how you roll?

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

i’ve been doing my homework on how to break into a writing career and honestly. there’s a Lot that i didn’t know about thats critical to a writing career in this day and age, and on the one hand, its understandable because we’re experiencing a massive cultural shift, but on the other hand, writers who do not have formal training in school or don’t have the connections to learn more via social osmosis end up extremely out of loop and working at a disadvantage. 

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

like, i didnt know about twitter pitch parties!! i didnt know about literary agents and publishers tweeting their manuscript wishlist, in hopes that some poor soul out there has written the book they really want to read and publish!! this isnt some shit you learn about in school! you really need to know the ins and outs of the writing community to be successful! 

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

for anyone interested, here’s what i’ve learned so far in my quest for more writing knowledge:

1. Writer’s Market 2019 is a great place to start– it gives you a list of magazines and journals that you can send your work to depending on the genre as well as lists a shit ton of literary agents that specify what genres they represent, how you can get in contact with them and how they accept query letters. this is a book that updates every year and tbh i only bought it this year so i dont know how critical it is to have an updated version  

2. do your research. mostly on literary agents because if you listed on your site that you like to represent fluffy YA novels and some asshole sends you a 80k manuscript about like…gritty viking culture, you will be severely pissed off. always go in finding someone who you know will actually like your work because they’re the ones who will try to advocate for you in getting published.

3. learn how to write a query letter. there are slightly varying formulas to how you can write an effective query letter. you’re also going to want to get feedback on your query letter because its the first thing the literary agent will read and based on how well you do it, it could be the difference between them rejecting you outright and giving your manuscript a quick read

4. unfortunately, you’re gonna want to get a twitter. Twitter is where a lot of literary agents are nowadays, and they host things like twitter pitch parties, where you pitch your manuscript in a few sentences and hashtag it with #Pitmad #Pitdark, some version of pit. a lot of literary agents and publishers will ALSO post their manuscript wishlists, which is just the kind of books they’d like to represent/publish, and they hashtag this with #MSWL (it is NOT for writers to use, only for agents/publishers)

5. connect with other writers, literary agents, publishers at book events. you will absolutely need the connections if you want to get ahead as a writer. thats just kind of the state of the world.

[promptsforthesoul]

[foodffs]

GREEK CHICKEN MARINADE

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Is this how you roll?

[slimegargoyle]

oh and since I’m acknowledging how young you all are: never ever ever ever ever ever under any circumstances alter your educational decisions for a boy 

[simon-lemon]

Even if it’s your father.

[witchoil]

Especially if it’s your father.

[dailymarvel]

LONGING.RUSTED.SEVENTEEN.DAYBREAK.FURNACE.NINE.BENIGN. HOMECOMING.ONE.FREIGHT CAR.

[coporolight]

[ohevoyev]

from bitter herb, erica jong