timaroo

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[catcrumb]

[everythingfox]

He loves club life

[nonrebreather]

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

[mysharona1987]

[epilepticsaints]

[theconcealedweapon]

If you want to look like you pay your employees well, then pay them well. It's not rocket science.

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]

[manny-jacinto]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[clementiens]

[angelasscribbles]

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[eating-the-inedible]

Guys 2024 is in two months

[log6]

I've literally never been kissed this much it is frying my brain

[duncebento]

i hope a ceiling fan fall on yall

[log6]

we were at the beach on a towel so...

[beadyeyes]

So watch out

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[mother-i-crave-rwrb]

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

[samlikesbooks]

disturb jk rowling

[evil-gay-person-inactive]

currently disturbing jk rowling

[delphinidin4]

[icemankazansky]

Omg y'all Y'ALL

[jellyfishdreamofstarlight]

3 years ago, I wonder if they have gone through all that rice yet…..

[deaddolin]

do epic shit with his pussy

[larval-tear]