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I fucking knew it!

High on Jesus

An older lady comes in with her granddaughter, very preppily dressed and normal “grandma” looking, asks about the catnip. I finish explaining what it is.

Her: “So is this basically like marijuana for cats?”

Me: “Uh yes, that’s exactly what it’s like.”

Her: *leans in* “You know, I know it’s illegal and all, but I think our Lord Jesus made all the plants and we should get to enjoy them.” *winks at me and leaves with granddaughter*

chaifootsteps

Blaze it, grandma.

tylerposey

Yeah. $200 a day. 365 days a year, since you were 12. That’s 2 decades, so times 20, which is $1,460,000. I think.

kohiu

compiled overwatch stuffs from twitter, theyre totally self-indulged tho

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anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history

shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece

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HERE IT IS

artiependragons

THIS ICONIC MOMENT IN CINEMA IS 12 YEARS OLD TODAY

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Bug

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he has a w on his forehead

so-true

bando--grand-scamyon

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I’ve yet to see an edit of this with tracer and winston and it’s supremely disappointing.

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with a jar of peanutbutter instead of a watermelon

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UPDATE: an anonymous artist in a /v/ drawthread was kind enough to provide

thank you, whoever you are

butt-berry

Clefable looks like it is about to snap at any moment

thenightrune

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Sword Master by Skan Srisuwan

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Kermit the Frog & Fozzie Bear Hilariously Engage In Improvised Existential Banter During 1979 Camera Test

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I’m so glad to now be able to watch this whenever I want. It gives me life.

jigglypuffsvevo

leonardovincent

Zarya.. Just Zarya..

christmasnoose

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

geistermeister

The media is not talking about it.

Yesterday, in Rio de Janeiro, a seventeen year-old was drugged and raped by 30 men. Yes, that number is right. Thirty men raped a girl. They also filmed her while she was unconscious, hurt and bleeding, and posted it to twitter. They took selfies next to her inert body, posted them, laughed and made crude jokes about it.

If you try to find any reports on it, you’ll find ONE website reported it but treats the case as an ‘alleged’ rape. There are videos and pictures. Alleged rape.

I am yet to see ANY of the men I have on Facebook say something about it. So far, the only ones showing any kind of response to it are women. We are all disgusted, sad, angry, and feeling utterly powerless because we know that in our country, rape culture is still widely accepted and propagated. We feel defeated, but we will not stop fighting. We can’t.