theodore

he/him • minor

[firefox-official]

we should open the hole in the ozone back up. i miss her

[environmental-protection-agency]

Hey Firefox, here at the EPA we don't tolerate this kind of language. It's all fun and games until an EPA agent comes knocking at your door and you find yourself in an unfamiliar field with no memory of the past two weeks. Just a thought. Have a wonderful evening!

[timeadventur-e]

silly billy

[doctorsiren]

It’s nearly finished! Keep an eye out later this week for my “Across the Spider-Verse” animatic!

[doctorsiren]

Here it is!

[proteus-no]

hm they could’ve picked a better screenshot for the thumbnail cause this just looks like our home boy here is about to get rawed by a werewolf

[wereralph]

i have gotten DM’d this post literally no less than 30 times and I have to say I’m only disppointed theres no werewolf cock

[wereralph]

[were--ralph]

I truly wonder how many people reblogged this without seeing the difference because I feel like most of yall wouldn’t if you knew

[proteus-no]

You’re not getting away that easy.

[joeyclaire]

i like how you can't look up anything on tumblr dot com without running into those terrible deeply heterosexual x reader imagines

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[boosyboo9206]

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

[firefox-official]

ill a on your b till you c

i 1 on your 2 til you 3

[vividplanet]

Hand study gao hang 5x6 feet Acrylic on raw canvas 2023

[catgirl-kaiju]

this one of those pieces where I look at it and think “oh that’s funny, i’ll reblog,” and then look at the art medium and lose my mind

[firefox-official]

playing clue is actually what human beings were put on earth to do

[profoundgaiety-deactivated20200]

[flopity-flips]

[tweedabop]

KARMIC BONDING <3

[ratfuck]

me and my big stupid cock... 😞 *kicks a tin can down the street with my head hunched over*

[bigboomstick69]

my version of flirting is the troy and abed handshake tbh (no one understands it) (only i do)

[prontaentrega]

wishing everyone a 2023 full of nasty & weird transgender sex

[firefox-official]

Why is superman’s suit so tight? Is he a slut?

YES!!!!!!!

[timeadventur-e]

[timeadventur-e]

its nearly christmas🤞

[ikimaru]

some more lumity I had around c: