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indie & highly selective peter maximoff / quicksilver, written by tom ! x-men movies based ! SEMI-HIATUS.

[hardyness]

Evan Peters’ reaction to watching his performance as Quicksilver in X-Men Apocalypse

[scarletwitch]

#casual elevator ride

[timebottled]

hisvisor.

         ❛                            you thinkin’ what i’m thinkin’ ?  ❜   mischievously smirking as his fingers were gently placed upon his shades. nobody had been around to tell them otherwise. summers always wanted to test maximoff’s speeding capability. the challenges present if the enegry beams could ever reach peter. 

TIMEBOTTLED / SC !

         ❛           probably, who knows ?     ❜

             positioned on his chest are his arms, where a brow is raised, as a smile is presented on his face.

                   ❛     how fast are those lasers of yours supposed to go anyways ?     ❜

[grantsgustins]

[timebottled]

' hey , ur cute . '

        ❛         oh, gee, wow..you really think so, huh ?     ❜

           formed is a mere grin, as a small amount of laughter is released, he crosses his arms, observing the female before him.

                  ❛     you’re not looking too bad yourself, you’re way cuter than i am, actually.     ❜

[claramaximoff]

You know, for a guy who moves as fast as me, I always seem to be too late.

[timebottled]

*webs him up*

        ❛     wow, okay, that is so not cool, man.     ❜

           turning his head, he examines the webbing on his arm, expressing a look of disgust.

             ❛    it’s all over my clothes and everything too, eugh.     ❜

[blue-eyedgod]

and on your right we have Peter ‘easily surprised by blue mutants’ Maximoff 😄😄

[sentrysvoid]

What powers? What are you talking about? Do you see something strange here? Nothing anybody would believe if you told them.

[timebottled]

❝ IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! ❞

        ❛      sheesh, s’cuse me then, it’s not like everyone'd be good at math.     ❜

shit people’ve said while drunk ! | not accepting !

[timebottled]

❝ i lost my pants… but i found myself. ❞

        ❛     okay, kurt, i get that you might be feelin’ a little tipsy, but it'd be best to lay off the drinks.      ❜

              ❛          wouldn’t want you to bamf off into another room without pants.     ❜

shit people’ve said while drunk ! | not accepting !

[grantsgustins]

no matter how fast i run, i always seem to be too late.

[timebottled]

❝ don’t tell anybody i was drinking. ❞

         ❛     ‘course, you’ve got my honest word, i won’t tell.     ❜ 

           he looks over to the nearby set of glasses, merely raising a brow in curiosity.

              ❛     just as long as you promise to have my back       preferably when you’re sober, at least.     ❜

shit people’ve said while drunk ! | not accepting !

[hollowgunner---moved-blog]

SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.

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❝ don’t tell anybody i was drinking. ❞ ❝ it’s not drinking alone if the kids are home! ❞ ❝ i’m not that drunk. i can still take my clothes off. ❞ ❝ i lost my pants… but i found myself. ❞ ❝ what am i doing? searching… for life. ❞ ❝ a straw is just a test tube, but with an extra hole in the bottom. ❞ ❝ i feel like a pickle torpedo… in a sea of graham cracker crumbs. ❞ ❝ IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! ❞ ❝ I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!! ❞ ❝ they’re a vip at that one strip club. what’s it called again? um… golden corral? ❞ ❝ if i had forty-seven dragons, i’d give you one. but only one. ❞ ❝ the drunkness… is FUCKING ME. ❞ ❝ suck my dick, i’m a pterodactyl. ❞ ❝ does a tree shit in the woods? ❞ ❝ 2-4-5-8, what do we all fucking hate? MATH. ❞ ❝ this liquor is so shitty, it couldn’t even get my pussy high. ❞ ❝ i don’t wanna FUCKING RHOMBUS! ❞ ❝ i used to be from mexico, but i’m not anymore. ❞ ❝ on a scale of one to russian, i’m vladimir putin. ❞ ❝ you can have a toke of my penis. ❞ ❝ dude, can you call my wallet? i think i lost it. ❞ ❝ thank you very hard. ❞ ❝ I DON’T REMEMBER IF I LIKE SNICKERS!! ❞ ❝ i’m not gay, i’m just an idiot. ❞ ❝ whoever told me this was dr. pepper eats whale cock. ❞ ❝ of course i’m not a cop. I FUCK HOOKERS!! ❞ ❝ oh look, my favorite couple, homeo and juliet. ❞ ❝ hamster nipples. ❞ ❝ IT’S A FUCKING AUTOMATIC COWBOY! ❞ ❝ do tomatoes have lettuce? ❞ ❝ c is for bitch. you bitch. ❞ ❝ i need to race like a piss horse. ❞ ❝ what the FUCK is a sonic?! ❞ ❝ return everything except the candy and condoms. ❞

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                 What can I say?

                     — The speed force is with us.                                                                                                                    Selective, Independent Barry Allen                                                                         CW’s Flash canon.                                                                         Written by Erika.

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[apaidprice]

if they had an instagram: @timebottled.