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@tctaloser
I’m a total loser.
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INDIE PETER MAXIMOFF
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fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’
… and i’m all like what the f*ck, again?
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(I’m allowing myself to have 3 active blogs so! VOTE for which bab I bring back from the dead.)
❝ gotta go fast ! ❞
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“Copyright infringement. Go to jail!”
(I’m allowing myself to have 3 active blogs so! VOTE for which bab I bring back from the dead.)
“I want it put on record that I didn’t break anything. It was probably Scott or you know maybe Ororo. Yeah definitely her.”
mercnry:
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❛ you mean terribly AMAZING things. don’t be such a teenage girl, i’m not BAD. i’m just DIFFERENT ! ⸻ i sound like a fucking ad for HOT TOPIC in the early 2000′s. ❜
“You look like a fucking add for Hot Topic.”
@tctaloser threw down a like.
“…all i am saying is, there is nothing uncool about doing your own sound effects, if you are punching out bad guys. right? you’re with me, right?”
“Dude. You do that?” Peter raised an eyebrow in question.”Who’s got time for sound effects when you’re punching people? Kinda lame, man.”
shatteredxhorrorxbaby:
@tctaloser· (m. bart)
”Oh I really have no idea dude.” Bart said with the worst kind of acting as if he was really wondering what could possibly be the reason for that. “But maybe…it’s because you act cocky all the time and try to be the smart guy…I’m just guessing here Peter, I mean I can be wrong.” He snickered as he held his eyes on the other. “Really now?”
“Cockiness is a side effect of superspeed i’m afraid. And you aren’t exactly immune to it either, man. Peter made a face, crossing his arms over his chest. “Yes really. Do I gotta spell it out for you too?”
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“Oh man, I would NEVER do that. That’s like extra illegal dude. Go to jail illegal.” | @sorcererism liked for a starter |
“I dunno, seems like your problem is ya run away from your issues, man. No offense or anything, but god you’re bumming me out.” | @notjustpainandangcr liked for a starter |