i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape
if u eat it the fey own u tho
that’s the fey’s problem

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@timeguardianleviosa
i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape
if u eat it the fey own u tho
that’s the fey’s problem
bad news everyone
i exist
How to tell they’re gay:
• They do not sit in chairs properly.
The real homosexual agenda is sitting on tables. Or floors. Or two chairs at once with your feet propped up on one.
me: *flirts w/ someone* them: *flirts back* me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………
semiaut0magic
tho id love to continue the tomfoolry that u accur whenevr u speak im goin to question why ud think americas smelly old smegma covered dick should be in the middle of america as opposed to as far away from the rest of us as possible an at least florida has th decency to make sure its rep as a garbage state is recognised an everyon knows about it arizona??? does not have that decency its garbage an hot and i dont think it even knows what room temperature water is everyone over there just drinks boiling water bc its the only kind they can get over there
doesnt have to be in the middle of anything just tuck it in it can curl around under itself and whatever southern states itd touch cause im not out here with the geography ruler measuring it and figuring out where its going to hit or maybe it wants to head north and get all nice and cozy with georgia im not going to judge it if it does but what is room temperature its all relative in the great polar regions all they do is suck down ice all day then dont even turn on the faucet just pop the pipe open sideways and pull some out delicious frozen room temperature water
semiaut0magic
its existin is what its doin have u seen that place its thru gods will alone tht it isnt constantly on fire it was built on th ebacks of dragons tht radiate nothing but heat and misery it is truly worse than florida
no way dude ill give you the whole should be on fire dragon haven shit but it aint worse than florida nothings worse than florida its americas dick made out of two panhandles at least arizona has the decency to stay tucked away inside the country where states belong instead of dangling it out everywhere like some two bit street walker
arizona? cursed
i know arizona built its own hellmouth and added a river but whats it doing to be getting itself cursed now
Your faves are problematic: birds
Sometimes enter large grocery stores with no intention of buying anything
“I thought everything was kinda calm but turns out I’m just ignoring every single one of my problems.”
— Kuro
Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys
i am not saying i am a gold digger. .. .. but i am saying that if a person wealthier than i am wanted to shower me in money and gifts and fancy trips i would absolutely dig that
me: *forgets friends birthdays*
me: *confuses memories*
me: *forgets own middle name*
me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents
when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything
a jpegged lil shit
idk how some people don’t swear, if i can’t say the fuck word every 15 minutes i just will explode
Them: What’s your sexuality?
Me: