"The TBD is incompetent...They have NOOoOoO idea who IIII AM..!!"
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((credits to @ghostii404 on X or Twitter idk which one-))
"..Ahhh, another Cookie? HEREEE?? To see the, oh so wonderful, very beautiful, and ONE and ONLY, TIMEKEEPER COOKIE!?!? Hehe, welllll, I expected that since I am the MOST POWERFUL, AMAZING, PRETTIEST Cookie in ALLLLLL of Earth-BREAD!!! (Of course NOT Shadow Milk Cookie, he's just a walking blue MILK carton!! XDD) Siiiiighh.. Anyways, I may have some.. time for you, but I may be going back to time at the SAMEEE TIME! And besides, time-traveling tends to be a bit.... Boring the more you keep on doing it, sooooo I'm here to CURE MYYY BOREDOM!! >:))"
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((Heyoooo!! The person behind this RP blog is the most sigma microwave, @daofficialmicrowavex3 !!! X33 This will for now be mi main RP blog, although I'm still going to at least TRY to be active on ze other one!! :) ))
((Anyways, here are some things that I need to get straight:))
•No NSFW ((this is obvious ofc, but what I mean like is like the freaky stuff and stuff similar to that. Swearing without censoring is ok, but I definitely will make a TW for that))
•Timekeeper Cookie is still in CROB and CRK, but she still Will DEFINITELY be in other fandoms like Hazbin Hotel or TADC or Gravity Falls and so much more
•Yes, Timekeeper Cookie will still be the same cookie size even when in new fandoms
•Whenever I do ( ) in the quotes ((ex: Hehe, welllll, I expected that since I am the MOST POWERFUL, AMAZING, PRETTIEST Cookie in ALLLLLL of Earth-BREAD!!! (Of course NOT Shadow Milk Cookie, he's just a walking blue MILK carton!! XDD))), that does NOTT mean I'm TALKING!!! Timekeeper herself is still talking, it's just that she says the words in ( ) a bit more to herself or quietly. The ones without color or quotes inside of them are MINE!!!
•Timekeeper does cuss without censoring it, so just be aware of that when she talks ((but dw, I still will give warnings to people who are sensitive to stuff like that)). And besides, she doesn't like, OVERLY cuss ((wut I mean is like she doesn't say the f word and stuff super similar to that)) ((Edit: Erm, actually I lied. Timekeeper Cookie will overly cuss but I still will put warnings :) ))
•Timekeeper Cookie does break the fourth wall like ALLL the time, so just keep that in mind ((mostly to ze people I rp with)).
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((anyways, now that I have THAT out of ze way, here are some of ze headcanons I have of her that idk if they are actually canon:))
•she has anger issues :}
•She's a handful, full of herself, narcissist, teasing, and LOVESSS to piss off others ((especially Shadow Milk Cookie LOL-))
•She absol-LUTELY HATESS talking about her past self so she may take you back to when Earthbread was dangerous if topic talked about :))
•Timekeeper Cookie could also change the size of her when needed or desired
•she is a silly goober :>>
•She does have a LOT of horses (idk why), but it's unclear if she actually likes them or she's just tryna make an army of them
•Timekeeper Cookie does hate Pure Vanilla Cookie as much as Shadow Milk Cookie, but shows visible hate to Pure Vanilla bc Timekeeper Cookie always HATES the good/pure cookies slightly more than the bad/evil Cookies.
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"..Well?? What are YOUU WAITING FOR!?!? It's time to see where time it-SELF TAKES US!!!!"
