Greetings! Welcome to my one cookie show. I’m your handsome, effervescent host: Shadow Milk Cookie! I hope you’ll enjoy all the torture fun I have planned.
I am the master of Deceit, best of all the beasts. If you’re one of those goody two shoes, you should leave. I don’t like your kind, especially the vanilla ones. All you want to do is ruin my fun! How boring. I hate boring.
I’m not looking for friends (blegh), but if you prove to be a good enough minion I’ll consider keeping you around.
(updated 5/25)
Inbox: 140+
Queue: 40+, 3 per day
I wont be ooc much, but if I am I’ll use plain uncolored text. If I’m in the tags, I’ll use // before what I’m saying to show it’s ooc.
I don’t believe in everything I say as Shadow Milk. He is a villain, and I’m (probably) not one. Listen to his advice at your own risk, because he’s not trying to help.
I’m fine with ocs, self-inserts, rps, and flirting, though smc will not reciprocate any feelings. Basically you can send anything as long as you use common sense. For example, sending gore or nsfw will result in a block.
This blog is not my life. Do not worry if it takes me a while to answer your ask, I’ll get there eventually. I’ll try to answer an ask a day, going from oldest to newest. However, if something catches my eye/I have an answer that I don’t want to forget, I MIGHT answer sooner. If I don’t respond to a reblog for more than a day or two, feel free to @ me. Reblogs are harder to keep track of than asks
Don't like, don't interact. I know, corny as hell, but it's quite frustrating to have someone interact with me then be upset when I act evil
If I use your art and you don't want me to, lmk. I'll take it down. I try to only use official stuff, but I'll use the custom sprites on the comic website occasionally. I might also just have mistaken your art for something official lol
A: Get a Truthless Recluse that won't leave this time
Or
B: Become God
Well, aren’t I already godly? So I suppose I have to take option A. Only because B gives me nothing new, of course. No other reason besides possibly torturing him indefinitely!
what are your thoughts on the recent allegations against you including but not limited to the scandal with pure vanilla, and the whole timeline debacle
