Of time travel and heavy bass drops.

Independent RP/Ask blog for a fandomless OC. Please read About and Rules before interacting. M!A: None; Accepting

[fallible-espionage-deactivated2]

“Good, good.” She sniffed, looking around for a moment. “Look, I-” Alert! The control point is being contested! The Spy was cut off by the announcement and she cursed. 

“Shit. Listen, I gotta go for now. I’m not the type to be leaving civilians alone in a battlefield, but…” She reached into her inner pocket and took out an barely-used revolver, tossing the weapon to Magnus. “I’ll go look for you later. Try not to get shot, yeah?”

[timelessremixes-blog]

Magnus visibly flinched at the sound of a loud voice. “I-- ” He caught the revolver in his hands, looking at it with confusion and turning it around a few times in his hands. What... is this? “H-Hey, wait a minute--” He calls out. 

[timelessremixes-blog]

Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.

[speakforthepits]

Its always good to know what to do when your baby is in danger.

[x423h]

This could save lives

[vulcan-science]

I had to do this twice for my dog and it saved his life. Please reblog.

[timelessremixes-blog]

✿

Send ✿ for my muse’s reaction of yours showing up at my doorstep with flowers.

Magnus had been resting in his cosmic entity form when he heard a knock at his door. Groggily, he rubs his eyes and sits up in his bed before slipping on his bunny slippers. He shuffles sleepily to the door and tiptoes to look through the peephole. 

“Oh! Hello, you adorable thing!” Waitwaitwait– “Uh- Just g-give me a moment, please!” He steps away from the peephole before taking a deep breath and exhaling slowly, his appearance slowly changing to that of his normal attire. 

After looking himself over a few times, he returns to the door and opens it slowly. “Yes?” He furrowed his brows at the sight of the bouquet of color the other was holding. “What.. What are those things?”

[madcrazyworld]

[wowsla]

Visit Original Link

Best remix/10

[aaronmoses]

[blackfairypresident]

we’re all responsible for this turtle now

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

how

[blackfairypresident]

protect it & love it

[xceanicheadshxt-deactivated2016]

)(: “I wanna name it Sheldon.”

[timelessremixes-blog]

Sheldon The Tiny Turtle.

[timelessremixes-blog]

"Hey there."

Magnus had been sitting on a grassy hill alone with his turntable and record, or at least he thought he was alone. At the sound of someone’s voice, he turned his head only to see two large.. robotic feet? He slowly looks up, his eyes widening as he internally screams. 

“Oh. H-Hello.” Didn’t he just see something that had something like this? What was it… Oh yeah, Transformers! “I-I must say, that’s an amazing costume you have there.”

[imaginationisdarkmagic-deactiva]

“The one and only, bub.” He began to kneel down to the other being’s height, smiling friendly. “What about you?”

[timelessremixes-blog]

A giddy smile appeared on the mixer’s face. It’s the actual Bumblebee!!! “I-I-I’m M-Magnus.” He stares down at the ground sheepishly before covering his face with his hands and letting out a small squeal. “I can’t believe it’s actually you!”

He takes a deep breath to calm himself and pulls his hands away from his face and looks back up at the robot. “S-So what brings you here?”

[undoherdamage]

immortals falling for mortals

immortals getting clingy and needy because you have so little time we need to make the most of it

and their lovers being like chill i’ve still got like fifty years and we’ve already spent decades together we’ve been like all around the world by now but rly all I need is you

and just, no, you don’t understand that’s not nearly enough for all the things I want to show you please why are you slowing down I know but you’re tired a lot lately wait no

don’t

go

[secretspacenerd-blog]

“Yep.” And it was awesome.

[timelessremixes-blog]

“Nice.” He smiles, interested now. “How fast can you fly?”

[rpmemesguys]

Send ✿ for my muse's reaction of yours showing up at my doorstep with flowers.

[rpmememaker]

Send me a ¥ and a command and my muse has to obey.

Take advantage of this…….

[timelessremixes-blog]

"Hey there."

Magnus had been sitting on a grassy hill alone with his turntable and record, or at least he thought he was alone. At the sound of someone’s voice, he turned his head only to see two large.. robotic feet? He slowly looks up, his eyes widening as he internally screams. 

“Oh. H-Hello.” Didn’t he just see something that had something like this? What was it… Oh yeah, Transformers! “I-I must say, that’s an amazing costume you have there.”

[imaginationisdarkmagic-deactiva]

Bee furrowed his optic ridges in confusion. “Dude, this isn’t a costume. I’m the real fraggin’ deal.”

[timelessremixes-blog]

“Oh.” Well. In that case. Magnus slowly stands up and faces the robot, tapping his fingers together idly as he processes all of this. “So.. What you’re saying is… you’re…. Bumblebee?”  

[timelessremixes-blog]

sleep sentence starters 💤

"*yawn* I'm not tired I swear..."

"I'm too tired for this shit."

"Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."

"You can take a nap on me if you want."

*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*

"I just had the weirdest dream... and you were in it!"

"My snoring's not that bad..."

"I do not snore!"

"Do I really snore?"

"I'm trying to sleep here!"

"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."

*yawn*

"I do not drool when I sleep!"

"Do I really drool when I sleep?"

"If you do the cold water prank on me while I'm sleeping I'll kill you."

"If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I'm sleeping you're dead to me."

*sleepy mumbling noises*

"Do I really talk in my sleep?"

"Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?"

"Have a nice nap?"

"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"

"Having trouble sleeping?"

"You can sleep in my bed if you want."

"Your snoring kept me up all night."

"Go to sleep already..."

"You were crying in your sleep... is everything alright?"

"Bad dreams again?"

"Not another nightmare is it?"

"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."

*draws mustache on you while you sleep*

"You woke me up... I was having a nice nap too..."

"I wanna go back to bed..."

"Wh-? I jus' woke up..."

"You sleep too much."

"You don't sleep enough"

"You look so cute when you're asleep. So peaceful."

"Sometimes I watch you sleep."

[tf2engie-deactivated20160323]

Magnus sat up on a hill as the daily battles took place below, his interest locked on a certain Engineer. He scribbled some notes on his notepad before glancing back down at the fight below him, watching how the other worked.

Dell loved attacking. Sure, defending was fun - but there was something so satisfying about plonking down mini-sentries non-stop, and occasionally blatting an enemy spy as they attempted to sap his teleporters. Honestly, who did they think he was? Some amateur who can’t see through a disguise?

He was so busy that he didn’t even notice the figure on the hill watching the battle.

[tf2engie-deactivated20160323]

“I like makin’ the machines, like the teleporter, dispenser, sentry. An’ I love gettin’ revenge on spies. Speakin’ o’ which-” he turned and fired 3 shotgun shells at the spy who had just tried to sap his teleporter, then removed the sapper with a well placed punch. “As I was sayin’, I jus’ really like the thrill o’ the fight, the team, jus’… jus’ everythin’ about it really.”

[timelessremixes-blog]

Magnus listened up until the masked creature appeared again and took a few steps away to let the Engineer handle it. He applauded the other. “That was amazing! You really know how to shoot..., and punch for that matter.” He smiles. “What’s the story behind that robo-hand you’ve got there?”

[fallible-espionage-deactivated2]

“See, that’s the thing. You-” She gestured to Magnus with her knife before flicking it shut. “-are not supposed to be here. This is private property, not to mention that going in here unarmed is basically asking to be shot down.”

The Spy sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose, accidentally smearing her face and part of her glasses with a bit of blood. After a moment, she opened her eyes and stared at the man. “You’re not hurt, are you?”

[timelessremixes-blog]

Magnus flinched a bit when the knife was pointed at him, relaxing when it was put away. Though he agreed with the woman, he wouldn’t be able to leave for another day and a half since his record needs to cool down. 

“Y-You got a bit of.. Uh... here--” He took out a handkerchief and gently dabbed a bit of the blood off of the bridge of the Spy’s nose. “Uhm...” He briefly checked himself over once again. “Nope, not at all.”