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Non Sequiturs, Obscure References, Art, Music, and Cats. ∞ in-joke inferno ∞

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Take a seat

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“Mr. Johnson came to develop a hieroglyphic-like language in which image and word melted into each other, a language so complex it cried out not for curators but military code-breakers.”

"Always on His Own Terms: Ray Johnson Defies Categories 20 Years After His Death" by Randy Kennedy for the New York Times

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Things to do at work when there is no work to be done

play chicken with your bladder

fit as many pieces of gum in your mouth as you can

make a dinosaur out of binder clips

practice the art of weeping soundlessly

count the brown spots on your banana

ride the elevator up and down while looking at your watch, pretending you have somewhere important to be

write a scholarly critique of a Nicholas Sparks novel

sudafed

ativan

barbiturates 

make indices of indices of indices

rewrite all of your notes in Cyrillic 

count how many times someone says “glib” in the same conversation

organize all of the contents of your desk based on color

play footsie with yourself

shuffle papers around so you look busy

perform complex calculations that seem work-related, but really just detail the number of sex partners you’ve had

sanitize your hands every five minutes

squint your eyes and write in a notebook

suck on cough drops (1 drop = approximately 30 minutes)

peek at all of the print-outs on the copy machine and judge coworkers accordingly 

make up subplots to your own life and then relay those subplots when standing around the water cooler (on the weekend I play DnD and dress up as a ermine)

chew on pencil erasers and expel the rubber into your coffee cup

crop dust

[libutron]

Land Snail - Suboestophora hispanica 

This is a cave dweller snail, scientifically named Suboestophora hispanica (Stylommatophora - Trissexodontidae). The species is endemic to the provinces of Alicante and Valencia in Spain, where has a very restricted distribution.

This pulmonate snail inhabits in caves with high humidity, and also in pine and evergreen oak forests and Mediterranean shrubs. It feeds almost exclusively on fungi growing on the walls and floor. The shell is very tiny, it only measures up to 6.69 mm height and 13.64 mm diameter.

Suboestophora hispanica is listed as Vulnerable species on the IUCN Red List.

References: [1] - [2]

Photo credit: ©Alejandro Snailman | Locality: Valencia, Spain (2010)

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Our new business venture

We are starting a candy shoppe appropriately named Conscious Candy. Here are a few of our offerings. 

organic jellybeans

kosher gummy bears

gluten-free candy canes

cage-free cadbury eggs

free range licorice

hormone-free peach rings

fair-trade lik-em aid

non-gmo lollipops

cruelty-free gumdrops

casein-free laffy taffy

peanut-free Payday

msg-free chik-o-stik

the sustainable Clark bar

grass-fed Milk Duds

barn-roaming three musketeers 

local lemon drops

artisanal circus peanuts

small-batch ring pops

farm-to-table Peeps

heirloom candy corn

hand-crafted bubblegum cigars

wild-caught sweedish fish

vegan pixie sticks

upcycled werther's originals

hydroponic salt water taffy

made-to-order wax lips

Please check out our storefront for more delicious options. Our shop is conveniently situated in the upscale gastropub district.  We are located directly next door from the craft brewery famous for their viscous mucus cider, sebum honey ale, and bile infused lemon drops. 

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The land snail, Rarnadvipia karui, Sri Lanka

The shell of adult R. karui is partly membranaceous, elongately oval (ear-shaped), flat-spired and composed of 2.5 rapidly increasing whorls, and it is mostly covered by the snail’s mantle. This species is endemic to Sri Lanka.

photograph: © Natural History Museum, London

(via: Encyclopedia of Life)

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This is not hyperbole: if I don't get these tights, my life will never be complete.