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“Harvesting spider silk is a difficult problem, not only because you need a lot of spiders to make a usable amount, but because it’s challenging to keep spiders in captivity–they tend to eat each other if they’re in close proximity.”

you know when you’re procrastinating and you finally read that essential sentence that jolts you back like My that IS a challenge ! how did i get here

memewhore

Person A: I have a plan.

Person B: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Person A: I said I had a plan, not a miracle.

sixpenceee

Clouds look like incoming tsunami. From here

thepowersofthemind

Earth is really mad at us

buckys

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony and Joseph Russo.

ineptbox

Last night I discovered that William Shakespeare named his son Hamnet and I feel like this is an awful secret I shouldn’t know

gemfag-deactivated20260102

*died at age 11* *has a beard and mustache*

pro-gay

Anne Hathaway

thorodinson

I’m asking for safe passage… through the Anus.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact

i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

hes 6

taakoposting-deactivated2019091

your brother is a reincarnated god reaching out. be wary my friend.

lsleofskye

Lofoten, Norway

kitchikishangout

I just heard two kids playing outside and one goes

‘I do not fear the dark side’

then another kid goes

‘YOU SHOULD’

and then I just hear a WHACK noise and then crying

cascadingcrusader

That is the sound of childhood happening

homunculus-argument

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

abstractandedgyname

human:

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

smuganimebitch

i don’t really think the relationship between generation z and millennials is comparable to the relationship between baby boomers and millennials

mostly because largely speaking. baby boomers are the parents of millennials but millennials aren’t the parents of generation z

smuganimebitch

your older sibling telling you you’re an idiot for eating laundry detergent just isn’t the same thing as your parents berating you for not having a job in a shitty economy

harleysquinn-deactivated2021051

‘If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing’

Bonus:

macromothmicroplastic

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

tincanride

holy shit

aliit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

jonbutter

what the fUCK

never-work-retail

I’m so fucking stunned right now that I’ve just typed this line out about 6 times then deleted it because I cannot even find the right words to express how much this pisses me off. If I saw him after that, I’d make a point to mention all 3.