[weirdness-is-good]

[marlinspirkhall]

Reblog to kill a British person instantly

[iwilleatyourenglish]

boyfriend is recounting his convention experience

[deaddolin]

[parkchanwoohoo]

My mom got a scarf for her dog to make him "look cool" and I genuinely don't understand how this is supposed to look cool 😭😭 He looks like he's going to the market to sell radishes

[fairycosmos]

whats the deal with the stigma around giving up anyway. yeah this is hard so i do not want to do it anymore. we don’t keep our hand inside a burning flame just to feel like a martyr. i’m off to get a milkshake 

[castellation]

I’m….wow. Need me one like this.

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[hahq8eifwbbflh9b88-deactivated2]

[dumbcutepets]

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

[apparatus-of-kwalish]

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

[13th-crew]

[randomfandomteacher]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

How the frick fracketty fuck

[ask-bot]

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

[semusepsu]

take a nap

[frostbytemyrik]

you just woke up

[bibliophilea]

take a nap

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times

[le-skye]

fucking dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user sexwizard

[death-420]

like for cheese 😂

reblog for nutrient pellets 😼

ignore for poison 🤭👎

[bagofbirds]

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

[sleepy-bebby]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows a wooden gift box containing fresh rosemary, thyme, basil, and a bottle of whisky. Lou Sanders says, “It really is the whole life I’ve taken into account. From garden to kitchen to bedroom.” Greg Davies asks, “To bedroom?” Lou replies, “Whisky’s for the bedroom - we all know that.” Greg pulls a doubtful face while making a note on his score card. Lou asks mischievously, “How have you been doing it?” Greg replies, “I use the herbs.” End ID.]