Time Out Soup

DP x DC content Now with John Wick My main is Yukikun336 so if you see replies it’s me

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DP x John Wick

What if John was related to the Fentons and Danny was sent to live with him.

Or what if Marcus was related to the Fentons and he has John watch him for a few days.

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John Wick x Sonic Crossover

If Sonic and John Wick were in the same universe.

What if at the end of John Wick 4, he faked his death and moved to Green Hills. He buys a house on the outskirts of town and continues to live the quiet life.

At the end of Sonic 3, John finds an injured Shadow and takes him home, nursing him back to health, and eventually adopts him.

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John understands his loss and the terrible things Shadow had done and was willing to do.

Also the running gag of Sonic trying to figure out who John reminds him of.

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DC x John Wick

When John retires, he and Helen move to the Gotham Suburbs. This is for a few factors.

1. John can fight off most people. Bane might give him issue but he uses guns unlike the Bat.

2. With the Batman and his family running around the city, no one from the arrangement is going to want to bother him here unless it’s something massive and even then most wouldn’t.

3. John met Jason when he was with the league and now has the protection from the Red Hood.

4. Helen being a famous photographer, attracts Tim Drake and they become friends, and she is hired to take photos of new products.

With the quiet life now John tries out some hobbies. I feel like book binding and repair would be one of them. If it wasn’t Gotham he would have tried gardening. I feel like he would volunteer at the library because it’s quiet and peaceful.

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DP x JW

Adoption AU

Halloween Edition

Okay for one Halloween the kids are obsessed with Sonic and friends. Danny goes as Tail, Elli goes as Knuckles, Dan is Sonic and they get their parents to dress up too. Helen is Amy and John is Shadow.

Marcus joins them as Dr. Robotnik and sneaks pieces of the kids candy. He is a villain after all.

[stillpanicking]

Sam: You want our help-

Tucker: -to summon the ghost king?

John: *nods*

Sam: What makes you think we'll help you?

John: The enemy stole his dog.

Sam and Tucker: They have Cujo?!?!?!

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Summons the Ghost King... will always be the most strangest thing the JL has ever seen. To date. And many of them have seen atranger things than others. The fact they had to get burgers, coffee, the newest edition of a comic and... fudge? It has to he specific fudge that apparently only one certain man makes...

Jack: Summoning the Ghost King again, kids?

Sam: Some asshats have Cujo.

Jack: ... I have Cujo here with me. We're making non-chocolate fudge!

Tucker: then... who do they have?

Somewhere else....

Wulf: ................hello?

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Tucker: *pulls out his phone* Danny!!! They kidnapped Wulf!!!!

Danny: They. DID. WHAT!!! How do you know??

Tucker: Some guy named John.

Danny: John who?

John: John... John Wick. A man named John Constantine told me to contact the King for help.

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DP x John Wick

Incorrect Quotes Adoption AU

John: Hey is Danny sleeping or dead?

Dan: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Elli: Yeah, so did I.

Danny: Okay first of all, fuck you-

John: Watch the language.

Elli: You know what you did.

Danny: It’s my hoodie.

John: *sigh* Do you want cheese on your eggs?

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DP x John Wick

adoption AU

Incorrect Quotes

Danny: Dad, I'm sad.

John: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Iosef: Papa, I'm sad.

Viggo, nodding: mood.

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JW x DP

Adoption AU

Incorrect Quotes

John: Dammit, Dante!

Dan: What?! It wasn’t me!

John: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Elli!

Elli: Not me either.

Person A: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Danny: *whistles*

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JW x DP

Adoption AU

From @prompts-and-circumstance

"You're safe if you can still see them. But once you lose sight of them, you're as good as dead."

As punishment Iosef is babysitting Danny, Dan and Ellie.

“I’m taking Dog to the vet, then I have a few other errands. You have my number and the other emergency numbers are by the fridge.” John said gesturing to the appliance, as he grabs Dog’s lead. “There is a tray of sandwiches and fruit for lunch in the fridge. Any questions?”

“No. We’ve got them. I mean how hard can watching a bunch of brats be.” Iosef complains.

“By dad” the kids chorus behind the young men.

Gregori stiffens beside Iosef. He hadn’t felt any of the kids sneak up on him.

John just huffs and walks over to Danny, Elli and Dan. Kissing each of them on the head. “Behave please.” The children just continue to smile.

John sighs and walks Dog to the door, before turning around. “One more thing.”

Iosef so ready for the retired assassin to leave so he can finish this part of his punishment already sighs and snips back “what?”

"You're safe if you can still see them. But once you lose sight of them, you're as good as dead." John says, then closes the door.

“Wait! What?! Mr. Wick!” Gregori panics. He whirls around to face Iosef, when he freezes. “Iosef they’re gone.”

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JW x DP

Adoption AU

A scene in the Continental.

“John why are you pouring salt in front of your door and on all the window seals?” -Winston

“Oh, The kids are grounded.” John continues to pour salt.

Ellie pouting right inside the door frame floating a few feet off the ground. Two sets of eyes glowing ominously behind her.

“Ah. I’ll tell house keeping.” Winston says before turning and going back to Charon.

“Be good.” John says as he finishes.

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JW x DP

Adoption AU

The kids play soccer. Ellis is a forward, Danny is a midfielder and Dan is either goalie or defense. Helen did a bunch of action shots and did their team’s pictures when she was alive.

John brings apple juice, extra waters and orange slices plus a large first aid kit. Man is prepared for anything.

Santino and Gianna find out about John’s kids playing soccer and decide to compete to be their favorite aunt/uncle. John doesn’t care. He knows Aurelio is the favorite, since he’s also their coach and has years on the Camorra siblings.

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DP x John Wick

Adoption AU

Caine moves him and his daughter to John’s town. They become neighbors and protect each other’s children. Both are retired and have kids so it makes sense.

Elli likes having another girl around. Mia thinks Danny, Elli, and Dan are weird but adorable child. They behave when she babysits.

This both pisses off and terrifies the high table.

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DP x JW

Adoption AU

I have two ideas for Iosef and his goons did break into John’s house.

The first is John does get hit by the baseball bat and Daisy gets hurt but lives. The car gets stolen and then John takes him and the kids to the Continental. They would be in suits to match their dad.

John gets his car back kills some people but mostly just scares the shit out of Iosef and his father. John also finds Dog and brings him for the kids.

This is also where Danny, Dan and Elli haunt the Continental.

The second idea is that the kids wake up before John. Uninvited people have entered their haunt. Danny is the first to wake up, then Dan and finally Elli.

Elli would be the distraction as her brother knock out the intruders, tie them up, and put them in the basement. Dan would have fun scaring the thugs.

Danny would be the one to wake up their dad and try to explain the situation with Dan and Elli giving commentary.

Iosef and his goons would be in so much trouble and poor Viggo would have to retrieve his idiot son. As punishment for Iosef he has to baby sit (supervised by John) the three feral gremlins.

They would 100% torment him.

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DP x JW

Adoption AU

John has to go do something and leaves Danny, Elli, and Dan at the Continental.

The mission takes John a little longer than he thought and when he finally returns to pick up his kids, something is off with the hotel.

Turns out the kids decided to haunt the hotel. Charon finds them enduring and they don’t mess with him, but actually help him out when they can. Winston is so done. He knows John’s kids are behind the ‘haunting’ but doesn’t know how.

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More DP x JW Adoption tiin AU

More head cannons for the AU where John adopts de-aged Danny, Elli, and Dan.

John has to learn to cook. Cereal is still a staple for breakfast as are eggs and toast but French toast or waffles on special occasions.

After Helen passes John has to learn to make all the food himself. This would lead to hilarious failures like him and the kids trying to figure out what the recipe mean to ‘fold it into the …’

John knows each kids likes and dislikes. He’s been raising them with Helen for years. He knows which show or movie to play when Dan is sad and won’t admit it, what music to play when Elli is happy, or what space documentary when Danny is in a funk.

I love the idea of John and Helen making each kid a special birthday cake. Each kid gets to pick their own flavor and theme.

Their new dad gives them lessons in fighting and getting out of dangerous situations. Danny is the best with firearms. Mostly from his life back in Amity Park. Dan is proficient in hand to hand and also knives. Elli is also good with swords, longer blades and tracking . All of them have been trained equally in guns, knives, swords , ect. They just have their preferences.

John not training them to become assassins but wants them to be safe and prepared for whatever comes their way.

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Retired AU DC x John Wick (JW) crossover

Helen and John get married, Helen gets sick and they all move to Gotham for her care.

John definitely kills the Joker in self defense and that has Red Hood following him around. Wick confronts him and Jason wants to thank him for stopping that monster. John realizes how young the Red Hood is and keeps an eye out for the kid.

Basically John, Bruce and maybe Helen, co parenting their horde of feral children. Tim threatens the high table when they try to come after John, digging up dirt on all of them. The court of Owls are wiped out courtesy of John.

No one can figure out what the Baba Yaga sees in Brucie Wayne but don’t say anything out of fear.

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Zero would adore Damian. He would try to adopt (read kidnap) the little assassin. Of coarse Bruce and/or John would stop him but Zero would get supervised sparring/sword lesson time with Damian. They would also bond over cats.

Winston would adore Duke. He’s such a polite young man, who follows the rules but still plays the game. Duke is one of the few that wouldn’t try and test the rules of the continental.

Charon adores Steph and Cass though. He would definitely be invited to waffle brunch. He would also enjoy Barbra’s company. Those two respect and admire the smoothness at which they run their respective domains.

Marcus and Jason would get along like a house fire. Enough said.

Dick and Tim I’m having trouble placing. I would say Ares for Dick but she’s too handsy.

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Retired AU DC x John Wick (JW) crossover

Helen and John get married, Helen gets sick and they all move to Gotham for her care.

John definitely kills the Joker in self defense and that has Red Hood following him around. Wick confronts him and Jason wants to thank him for stopping that monster. John realizes how young the Red Hood is and keeps an eye out for the kid.

Basically John, Bruce and maybe Helen, co parenting their horde of feral children. Tim threatens the high table when they try to come after John, digging up dirt on all of them. The court of Owls are wiped out courtesy of John.

No one can figure out what the Baba Yaga sees in Brucie Wayne but don’t say anything out of fear.