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° ˖ ╱ KIM YERIM, KANG SEULGI ࿐thank you for reaching out to the society layla & noah. we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ layla kim, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your desire for fame. we have taken it upon ourselves to have your instagram blow up overnight and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a student, & fear of swimming / serial dating ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 kim yerim, she/her 」
⋆࿐✩ NOAH KIM, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your unwilling participation in a murder coverup. we have taken it upon ourselves to wipe your slate clean and give you a new identity and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a barista, & fear of blood, needles and clowns and part time job as a camgirl ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, , we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 kang seulgi, she/her 」
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hendery, qian kun, yoon jeonghan, minghao, kim seokjin, wen junhui, lee taeyong, yuta nakamoto, kim jisoo, joohyuck, jaewoon, minhyuk, shownu, wonho, cai xukun, junhui, yeonjun & soobin.
hey its the haseul applicant can i get an extension on my account please? got locked out
no problem!
hey its the eunwoo applicant can i have until tomorrow to send in my acc?
yes, of course!
° ˖ ╱ XIAO JUN, KIM YOUNGHOON, IM DAYOUNG ࿐thank you for reaching out to the society roy, daniel & starling .we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ ROY ZHAO, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your CURRENT TRIAL FOR BEING AN ACCESSORY TO MANSLAUGHTER. we have taken it upon ourselves to MAKE SURE THE JUDGE SENTENCES YOU INNOCENT and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a LAW STUDENT, & YOUR FEAR OF LOSING YOUR MOM AND YOUR AFFILIATION WITH ONE OF SINGAPORE’S MOST VIOLENT GANGS ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 XIAOJUN, HE/HIM 」
⋆࿐✩ daniel seo, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your desperate need to reunite with your daughter. we have taken it upon ourselves to give you a new identity and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a med student, & your fear of ghosts / made up a fake dating profile to get back in contact with their ex but got an abortion before a bump formed┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 kim younghoon, he/him 」
⋆࿐✩ starling song , we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your obsession with buying expensive items in hopes your significant others will stay with you. we have taken it upon ourselves to pay off your extreme credit card debt. we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a fashion designer, & fear of public humiliation and the time your ex dumped ice coffee on you in public ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 im dayoung, she/her 」
° ˖ ╱ ISABELLA PESCHARDT, MARK LEE ࿐thank you for reaching out to the society shea & jay .we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ shea daniels , we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by you getting caught cheating on an important exam. we have taken it upon ourselves to have the dean exonerate you and let you finish school and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a piano teacher, & fear of drowning and the many timesyou sold adderall ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 isabella peschardt, she/her 」
⋆࿐✩ jay seung, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your ability to keep a crowds attention with your amazing singing and story telling abilities. we have taken it upon ourselves to help you with that broadway musical you’ve been writing and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a bus boy at the local hooters, & your fear of being alone in the dark and your parents summer vacation house in bora bora ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「mark lee, he/him 」
° ˖ ╱ LEE SUNMI, PARK JIWON, MIN YOONGI ࿐thank you for reaching out to the society juno, emery, taika & jay.we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ juno byun, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your desire to own your own renowned bakery. we have taken it upon ourselves to buy you a bakery with great publicity and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a baker, & fear of getting exposed for stealing recipes. ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 yoou.ch, she/her 」
⋆࿐✩ emery kim, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your succession into hacking into a prestigious college to change your admission grades and to guarantee acceptence. we have taken it upon ourselves to framed someone else for the crime and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a student, & fear of clowns and that you paid someone to take your exams ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 park jiwon, she/her 」
⋆࿐✩ taika kwon, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your scamming people online for money. we have taken it upon ourselves to not tell anyone youre still scamming and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a website designer, & being alone and you stole food from a local market once┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 min yoongi, he/him 」
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° ˖ ╱ JEON WONWOO, WONG YUKHEI, CHITTAPHON LEECHAIYAPORNKUL, KIM MINGYU ࿐thank you for reaching out to the society gregory, mako, regan & zander. we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ GREGORY CHOI, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your OBSESSIVE EX THAT SWEARS TO RUIN YOUR LIFE BECAUSE YOU DUMPED HER THROUGH A DITTY. we have taken it upon ourselves to DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a SUBWAY EMPLOYEE, YOUR FEAR OF SNAKES AND THAT ONE TIME YOU RAN OVER YOUR NEIGHBORS KITTEN WHILE TRYING TO COMPLETE A DING DONG DITCH ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 JEON WONWOO, HE/HIM 」
⋆࿐✩ MAKO LIU, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your INABILITY TO GET A DJ GIG OTHER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S COUSINS WAKE. we have taken it upon ourselves to SIGN YOU TO YOUNG MONEY ENTERTAINMENT and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a POSTMATES DELIVERY BOY, & YOUR FEAR OF PUBLIC RESTROOMS AND THE ONE TIME YOU ATE A ROLY POLY IN THE 5TH GRADE ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 WONG YUKHEI, HE/HIM 」
⋆࿐✩ regan kitti, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by you getting outted by a rival instagram star. we have taken it upon ourselves to cut you off from your parents money and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a magician, fear of drowning ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 ten (chittaphon leechaiyapornkul) , he/him 」
⋆࿐✩ zander lee , we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your inability to pass your classes. we have taken it upon ourselves to hack into the system and change your grades and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a self proclaimed film critic, & fear of enclosed spaces / the time you broke into your rich neighbors’ house and stole their things ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 kim mingyu, he/him 」
° ˖ ╱ CHO HASEUL, KIM CHUNGHA, IM NAYEON, CHOU TZUYU ࿐thank you for reaching out to the society lia, rowan, wesley & kira. we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ LIA BYUN, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your DESIRE TO GET RICH FAST BY SELLING COUNTERFEIT PRODUCTS. we have taken it upon ourselves to HIRE YOU THE BEST LAWYER AFTER BEING SUED BY A MAJOR FASHION LABEL and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a ASPIRING DESIGNER, & YOUR FEAR OF CLOWNS AND THE TIME THAT YOU USED TO SELL FEET PICTURES ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 CHO HASEUL, SHE/HER 」
⋆࿐✩ rowan kang, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your inability to pay off your debt. we have taken it upon ourselves to pay off your debt and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a student, & your fear of heights and the time you hacked into your schools grading system to change your grades ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 kim chungha, she/her 」
✩ WESLEY KANG, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your GET OUT OF JAIL CARD. we have taken it upon ourselves to PAY OFF STUDENT LOANS and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a HOSTESS , & FEAR FOR CLOWNS / SELLS THEIR PERSCRIPTION DRUGS FOR MONEY ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 IM NAYEON, SHE/ HER 」
⋆࿐✩ kira hwang, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your inability to get away from your crazy ex boyfriend. we have taken it upon ourselves to faked your death and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a student, & your fear of closed spaces / you slept with your best friend’s boyfriend and got pregnant ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 chou tzuyu, she/her 」
° ˖ ╱ LUKE HEMMINGS, JUNG YEIN, JUNG JAEHYUN, EKYOOOOOOM ࿐thank you for reaching out to the society jude, sari, brandon & jean. we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ jude andersen, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your urge to get a job in order to be able to pay rent. we have taken it upon ourselves to set you up with a manager and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a singer, & your fear of small and closed spaces and of when you used to work as a drug dealer ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 luke hemmings, he/him 」
⋆࿐✩ SARI YOON, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your DETERMINATION TO GET FAMOUS BY HOSPITALIZING YOURSELF THROUGH INTERNET CHALLENGES LIKE THE BOTTLE CAP CHALLENGE AND THE CINNAMON CHALLENGE. we have taken it upon ourselves to BOOST YOUR INTERNET FAME and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a TWITCH STREAMER, & YOUR FEAR OF PIGEONS AND THE TIME THAT YOU USED TO GET MONEY FROM PAY PIGS TO PAY FOR YOUR GAMING EQUIPMENT ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 JUNG YEIN, SHE/HER 」
⋆࿐✩ brandon min, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your lack of support from your parents about your career. we have taken it upon ourselves to pay your tuition and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a culinary student, & your fear of settling down and the time you got arrested in france ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 jung jaehyun, he/him 」
⋆࿐✩ jean choi, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your escape from your father. we have taken it upon ourselves to give you a whole new identity and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a IT tech, & fear of drowning and how you stole a bunch of money and diamonds from your drug lord dad and ran away┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 ekyooooooom, he/him 」
° ˖ ╱ IRENE, CHA EUNWOO, OH SEHUN, PARK JIMIN ࿐thank you for reaching out to the society mika, ethan, dean & cameron. we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ MIKA TRAN, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your inability to function like a normal human being. we have taken it upon ourselves to CLEAR YOUR FAMILIES DEBTS and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a NURSE ASSISTANT, & FEAR OF SMALL SPACES ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 IRENE, SHE/HER 」
⋆࿐✩ ETHAN JEONG, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your WISH TO MOVE AWAY FROM HOME. we have taken it upon ourselves to PAY THEM IN FULL and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a JOURNALISM INTERN, & YOUR FEAR OF THE NEEDLES AND THE FACT YOU WERE INVOLVED IN A NON-FATAL DRUNKEN HIT AND RUN ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「CHA EUNWOO, HE/HIM」
⋆࿐✩ DEAN LEE, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your TOMATO TREATMENT HE GOT FOR HIS THIRTY MINUTE SPEECH ON WHY MEAN GIRLS DESERVED A BETTER SEQUEL. we have taken it upon ourselves to SEEK REVENGE ON THE PUB’S AUDIENCE and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a PUB COMEDIAN, YOUR FEAR OF DAFFY DUCK and THAT TIME YOU KNOCKED SOMEONE INTO A CONCUSSION FOR BEATING YOU IN A PUN BATTLE ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 OH SEHUN, HE/HIM 」
⋆࿐✩ cameron koh, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your desperate need to save your sister from kidney failure. we have taken it upon ourselves to illegally get your sister to the top of the transplant list and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a bartender, & your fear of the dark and the time that you robbed a tiny corner store and got away with it ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 park jimin, he/him 」
° ˖ ╱ PARK CHANYEOL, MISHTI RAHMAN, CAMILA MORRONE, PARK CHAEYOUNG ࿐thank you for reaching out to the society cj, reese, laure & cloe. we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ cj eun, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your six part podcast talking about how hard it is build a startup company. we have taken it upon ourselves to give you the money you need to get your startup company named “monkey” started and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a young entrepreneur, & your fear of damnation and your black market chewing gum business ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 park chanyeol, he/him 」
⋆࿐✩ REESE SANYAL, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your LACK OF MONEY TO AFFORD A LIFESAVING SURGERY. we have taken it upon ourselves to WIRE THE MONEY YOU NEEDED and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a BARTENDER, & FEAR OF CAR ACCIDENTS AND THAT TIME YOU SLEPT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND’S GIRLFRIEND AND NEVER TOLD HER ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 MISHTI RAHMAN, SHE/HER ⋆
࿐✩ laura sola, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your horrible poker face. we have taken it upon ourselves to settle your gambling debts and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as an ice cream vendor, & fear of small confined spaces and the fact that you just learned how to properly pronounce the word quiche ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 camila morrone, she/her 」
⋆࿐✩ cloe byeon, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your fear of being sent to jail after a class action lawsuit was filed for not actually bathing in your egirl water as advertised. we have taken it upon ourselves to make the witnesses disappear & restore your patreon subscribers and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a twitch streamer, & fear of going to prison ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 park chaeyoung, she/her 」
° ˖ ╱ HIRAI MOMO, MINATOZAKI SANA, CAMILA LOW, PARK SOOYOUNG ࿐ thank you for reaching out to the society yoko, jules, jaden & mason. we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ yoko tanake, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your ex girlfriend posting your number under drakes ig account. we have taken it upon ourselves to help you by making sure she never types again and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a genius apple employee, & your fear of the dark and that you sell stolen merchandise ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 hirai momo, she/her 」
⋆࿐✩ jules saito, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your inability to pay your dealer back. we have taken it upon ourselves to remove the dealer from the picture and protect your reputation and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a medical student, & your fear of heights and the time you got high with a college professor to steal answers to a test ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「minatozaki sana, she/her 」
⋆࿐✩ jaden ocampo, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your inability to get away from a crazy ex. we have taken it upon ourselves to help you change your identity and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a barista, & your fear of the dark and that you spit into rude customers drinks ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 camila low, she/her 」
⋆࿐✩ MASON RYU, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your ALMOST KILLING A SEVEN YEAR OLD WITH PEANUT BUTTER. we have taken it upon ourselves to DROP THE CHARGES AGAINST YOU and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a DAYCARE WORKER, & FEAR OF SMALL ANIMALS AND SCRATCHING CHRIS HARRISON’S CAR ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 PARK SOOYOUNG, SHE/HER 」
° ˖ ╱ JENNIE KIM, JEON JUNGKOOK, KIM JONGIN, KIM NAMJOON ࿐ thank you for reaching out to the society devon, korin, ethan & minseok. we should have your favor processed within the next 6 hours, check your email for further instructions.
⋆࿐✩ devon ko, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your story in which you claim to have ‘accidentally’ hacked the swiss banking system and robbed drake. we have taken it upon ourselves to clear your search history so they cant find anything and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as an uber driver, & your fear of of being exposed for the fact that you tell everybody your hair is real when they’re extensions after a bad dye job ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 jennie kim, she/her 」
⋆࿐✩ korin yoon, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your inability to escape your brothers shadow. we have taken it upon ourselves to frame him for drug possession and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a museum tour guide, & your fear of drowning and that you cheated on all of your final exams ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 jeon jungkook, he/him 」
⋆࿐✩ ethan lee , we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your inability to trust anyone. we have taken it upon ourselves to faking college admission papers and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a student, & impregnating your ex girlfriend and leaving ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 kim jongin, he/him 」
⋆࿐✩ minseok kim, we’re not very easy people to get ahold of, are we? the society was moved by your need to have a place to hide out because you witnessed someone committing a murder. we have taken it upon ourselves to get rid of your step dad, aka the one who committed the murder and we expect nothing but cooperation upon your collection date. if not, we’re well aware of your address, occupation as a hair stylist, & fear of being submerged into water / you working as a sex worker for your drug dealer in order to get free cocaine ┈ and there will be consequences upon failure to collect. before signing the dotted line, we have to ask, are you ready to sign away your soul ?「 kim namjoon, he/him 」