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Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
... hmm. Well, every rumour has a source... It all comes from *somewhere*, I'm sure. Who did you hear it from?
I don’t know there name.
Any information you can provide would be extremely helpful. You will be rewarded greatly.
With what?
How about one hour of unlimited access to the ball pit?
How old do you think I am? 35?
Jill: Probably, yes. Why, how old are you?
102!?!?!
Ah. Wait- *checks the temporal database*
So got any better bribes?
... Hmm.
You're nearly done with school. It won't be long before the CIA can investigate you as an adult.
Me and 1/4 of my graduating year? Won’t that look a bit embarrassing for the time lords?
I do not believe a quarter of your class started that rumour. And as for those who did, I do not believe they will be able to be considered part of your *graduating* class much longer.
Started, no. But spread it, yes.
I just need the name of the person who started the rumour.
I don’t know who started it tho. Someone in a different year. It’s probably been around as long as I’ve been in the academy, the persons probably not even here anymore.
Right... Sure...
I don’t know who started it! I really don’t know!
*Jill considers the situation. Really considers it. She considers the child she's half-threatening, the pure naivety of Xatier's answers...*
Fine. But if you ever do find out, well, you know where to find me.
… space?
*shakes in anger, then takes a deep breath* no, Xatier, here. This blog.
Oh that would make more sense.
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
... hmm. Well, every rumour has a source... It all comes from *somewhere*, I'm sure. Who did you hear it from?
I don’t know there name.
Any information you can provide would be extremely helpful. You will be rewarded greatly.
With what?
How about one hour of unlimited access to the ball pit?
How old do you think I am? 35?
Jill: Probably, yes. Why, how old are you?
102!?!?!
Ah. Wait- *checks the temporal database*
So got any better bribes?
... Hmm.
You're nearly done with school. It won't be long before the CIA can investigate you as an adult.
Me and 1/4 of my graduating year? Won’t that look a bit embarrassing for the time lords?
I do not believe a quarter of your class started that rumour. And as for those who did, I do not believe they will be able to be considered part of your *graduating* class much longer.
Started, no. But spread it, yes.
I just need the name of the person who started the rumour.
I don’t know who started it tho. Someone in a different year. It’s probably been around as long as I’ve been in the academy, the persons probably not even here anymore.
Right... Sure...
I don’t know who started it! I really don’t know!
*Jill considers the situation. Really considers it. She considers the child she's half-threatening, the pure naivety of Xatier's answers...*
Fine. But if you ever do find out, well, you know where to find me.
… space?
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
... hmm. Well, every rumour has a source... It all comes from *somewhere*, I'm sure. Who did you hear it from?
I don’t know there name.
Any information you can provide would be extremely helpful. You will be rewarded greatly.
With what?
How about one hour of unlimited access to the ball pit?
How old do you think I am? 35?
Jill: Probably, yes. Why, how old are you?
102!?!?!
Ah. Wait- *checks the temporal database*
So got any better bribes?
... Hmm.
You're nearly done with school. It won't be long before the CIA can investigate you as an adult.
Me and 1/4 of my graduating year? Won’t that look a bit embarrassing for the time lords?
I do not believe a quarter of your class started that rumour. And as for those who did, I do not believe they will be able to be considered part of your *graduating* class much longer.
Started, no. But spread it, yes.
I just need the name of the person who started the rumour.
I don’t know who started it tho. Someone in a different year. It’s probably been around as long as I’ve been in the academy, the persons probably not even here anymore.
Right... Sure...
I don’t know who started it! I really don’t know!
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
... hmm. Well, every rumour has a source... It all comes from *somewhere*, I'm sure. Who did you hear it from?
I don’t know there name.
Any information you can provide would be extremely helpful. You will be rewarded greatly.
With what?
How about one hour of unlimited access to the ball pit?
How old do you think I am? 35?
Jill: Probably, yes. Why, how old are you?
102!?!?!
Ah. Wait- *checks the temporal database*
So got any better bribes?
... Hmm.
You're nearly done with school. It won't be long before the CIA can investigate you as an adult.
Me and 1/4 of my graduating year? Won’t that look a bit embarrassing for the time lords?
I do not believe a quarter of your class started that rumour. And as for those who did, I do not believe they will be able to be considered part of your *graduating* class much longer.
Started, no. But spread it, yes.
I just need the name of the person who started the rumour.
I don’t know who started it tho. Someone in a different year. It’s probably been around as long as I’ve been in the academy, the persons probably not even here anymore.
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
... hmm. Well, every rumour has a source... It all comes from *somewhere*, I'm sure. Who did you hear it from?
I don’t know there name.
Any information you can provide would be extremely helpful. You will be rewarded greatly.
With what?
How about one hour of unlimited access to the ball pit?
How old do you think I am? 35?
Jill: Probably, yes. Why, how old are you?
102!?!?!
Ah. Wait- *checks the temporal database*
So got any better bribes?
... Hmm.
You're nearly done with school. It won't be long before the CIA can investigate you as an adult.
Me and 1/4 of my graduating year? Won’t that look a bit embarrassing for the time lords?
I do not believe a quarter of your class started that rumour. And as for those who did, I do not believe they will be able to be considered part of your *graduating* class much longer.
Started, no. But spread it, yes.
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
... hmm. Well, every rumour has a source... It all comes from *somewhere*, I'm sure. Who did you hear it from?
I don’t know there name.
Any information you can provide would be extremely helpful. You will be rewarded greatly.
With what?
How about one hour of unlimited access to the ball pit?
How old do you think I am? 35?
Jill: Probably, yes. Why, how old are you?
102!?!?!
Ah. Wait- *checks the temporal database*
So got any better bribes?
... Hmm.
You're nearly done with school. It won't be long before the CIA can investigate you as an adult.
Me and 1/4 of my graduating year? Won’t that look a bit embarrassing for the time lords?
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
... hmm. Well, every rumour has a source... It all comes from *somewhere*, I'm sure. Who did you hear it from?
I don’t know there name.
Any information you can provide would be extremely helpful. You will be rewarded greatly.
With what?
How about one hour of unlimited access to the ball pit?
How old do you think I am? 35?
Jill: Probably, yes. Why, how old are you?
102!?!?!
Ah. Wait- *checks the temporal database*
So got any better bribes?
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
... hmm. Well, every rumour has a source... It all comes from *somewhere*, I'm sure. Who did you hear it from?
I don’t know there name.
Any information you can provide would be extremely helpful. You will be rewarded greatly.
With what?
How about one hour of unlimited access to the ball pit?
How old do you think I am? 35?
Jill: Probably, yes. Why, how old are you?
102!?!?!
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
... hmm. Well, every rumour has a source... It all comes from *somewhere*, I'm sure. Who did you hear it from?
I don’t know there name.
Any information you can provide would be extremely helpful. You will be rewarded greatly.
With what?
How about one hour of unlimited access to the ball pit?
How old do you think I am? 35?
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
... hmm. Well, every rumour has a source... It all comes from *somewhere*, I'm sure. Who did you hear it from?
I don’t know there name.
Any information you can provide would be extremely helpful. You will be rewarded greatly.
With what?
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
... hmm. Well, every rumour has a source... It all comes from *somewhere*, I'm sure. Who did you hear it from?
I don’t know there name.
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Because I don't want to have to go that far - you could make this easier than that on yourself.
You’d be arresting like 1/4 of the academy.
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
List them.
If your intelligence is so good why can’t you just find them?
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
It's not like I'm trying to trick you here, kid, I'm asking a direct question. And I expect an answer.
Ok, multiple sources.
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.
I- what rumours. Who is spreading such sacrilegious rumours
Ok come on I’m not that stupid.
Has YOUR House's time tot been acting strangely since an encounter with someone you don't know well?
Have YOU recently met someone who doesn't follow the laws of time, physics, or other laws of our people?
Then YOU might have come face to face with a renegade! Stay calm, and do your civic duty - report the incident to our official renegade line, or to our ask box!
This has been a PSA from Jillianxyeremos of the Celestial Intervention Agency.
Isn’t this the renegade website?
Well, if it is, that's good news for us, the renegade catcher agency! If you know of any renegades, please turn them over to us immediately for the safety of the universe. Thank you (:
From the rumors I’ve heard, your mates.
How dare you.
Am I wrong? They’re on this site too, I’m sure I could report them if needed.
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you need me to tag them?
No need. I'm sure these reports are false; in fact, I order any agents seeing this to drop this matter.
Good to know the cia is just as corrupt as the rest of our organisations.
How dare you! Any implication that the CIA or any other sanctioned government-related department is corrupt is met with severe penalties - I suggest you be careful, young Oakdown.
What are you going to do eh? Tell my family? Put me in detention? Make me write ‘the cia is good I promise’ 100 times on a blackboard?
Heh. Maybe just the first two.
The worst two? See you’re proving my point.
What point? Look, all I meant is that the CIA have a very real and serious duty to uphold, and that we will not be threatened or humiliated by a tot - we wouldn't waste time on such silly games as making you write a phrase 100 times over... You're lucky I'm the one talking to you, and not some of my bosses. I haven't met them, but if they got to be so high up in the CIA, they must truly be fearsome.
So like all of time lord society the cia is based on fear?
Of course.
Ye that tracks. Do you think it’s a little fucked up?
It's just the way our world works. Don't question it; safer that way.
Yes but if enough people questioned it…
Don't. Just, don't.
But your friends did.
'Friends' is a strong word.
Would they say that?
I... That's not important.
Is this job actually worth it?
This job is everything I ever was supposed to do. It's the pinnacle of everything I ever could be... This is my destiny.
To quote my cousin, cringe.
Did you learn nothing in school? You can make your own destiny. Rassilon that’s cringey.
Rassilon decides our destiny before we are even out of our looms! That is what it means to be a time lord.
Right and would Rassilon decide to make so many renegades?
The Council teaches that Rassilon moves in mysterious ways. Why he does what he does is not for us to understand - it is for the greater good, even if we cannot see that whole picture right now. Don't you learn anything in school?
How is him turning my cousin into a sycophant and bringing eternal shame on my house good?
Rassilon moves in mysterious ways - that's not for us to know.
In such mysterious ways that we almost got blown up by the daleks.
Oh.
Well, that's why my organisation is here. To enforce the will of Lord Rassilon and tame those renegades who besmirched your good family name and threatened - continue to threaten - our people!
Those renegades who prevented us getting blown up by the daleks?
No, the renegades who nearly destroyed our planet! The renegades who assassinated the president and infiltrated the Matrix and colluded with alien species to invade our world and - oh, why do I bother arguing with a tot. You'll learn eventually.
The renegades who made us weapons in the war?
The- wait, what, who told you that
So the rumours are true then? Wow I didn’t know we were that bad.