hey there demons

this blog is no longer active, i'm @necromancymom now :)

[timetravellersgirlfriend]

idk if anyone still follows me here, but i’ve moved! if anyone is interested my new blog is @crowboy-bebop

i’m way more active over there with the added bonus of no longer having bad takes fueled by self-loathing

[spite-knot-deactivated20210817]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i charge devices

[timetravellersgirlfriend]

uhhhhhh anybody wanna help me pirate that one baby yoda crochet amigurumi pattern

[guantanamo-bae]

Almost like some 60’s loony toons character

[satellitestomps]

Miles attempting to throw Kingpin off his rhythm #streetsmarts

[satellitestomps]

[rosesandstuff]

WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

John Mulaney does canonicaly exist in his universe, proven by the oh hello billboard in one of the backgrounds, so that is entirely possible as canon

[tchaikovskaya]

u ever eat something just cuz its carbs? like it doesnt even taste that good, ur stomach just Wants it?

[tchaikovskaya]

my intestines talking to my brain: spare glucose? spare easily metabolized energy source, ma’am?

my brain to my stomach and tastebuds: eat an entire sleeve of ritz crackers. plain. just do it. it will be so good. so fuckin good. the whole sleeve, now.

[starshadowx2]

Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

[hauntedcephalopod]

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[foxgirlbeans]

[youkaihime]

The emphasis Homer put on “*my* thoughts” implies that he heard Skinner as well, and that telepathy is passed down the patriarchal Simpson line

[savefrog]

[skeletonsiro]

Wikipedia stoically acknowledges the cuteness of frogs.

[lena221bee]

how do I find a fic that’s exactly like the one I’ve just read but also different

[miss-ingno]

^^^reasons why writers shouldn’t be worried about using the same tropes/concept/plot that’s been done before

[powerfulwizard]

concept: bootleg copies of memes

[thefloatingstone]

[rock10zxa]

[ironicpumpkinspice]

W h o a

[loveitorreblogit]

[haunted-meatsack]

[astarionight]

THE LADIES OF DREAMWORKS ARE SO

DAMN GORGEOUS

DAMN BRAVE

DAMN BADASS

DAMN SEXY

DAMN SWEET

DAMN AWESOME

BRAVO DREAMWORKS

FOUR FOR YOU DREAMWORKS

[aaronaamporaa]

YOU FORGOT THE SASSIEST OF THE DREAMWORKS LADIES

[eggplay-deactivated20170503]

i thought you meant the fish was sexy and i’ve been crying for like three minutes over sexy dreamworks fish i hate America

[the-book-reaper]

ok but me too

[whitepeopletwitter]

[trapcard]

me eating something straight out the oven: bitch??? this shit is hot as fuck?? what in the hell omg

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

[jumpingjaverts]

Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(

[jumpingjaverts]

oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

[treaclethetortoise]

this is the kind of drastic character development we need

[chongoblog]

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

[catrillion]

[neuroticpantomime]

No one is allowed to use the word “postmodernism” because none of you know what it fucking means

[wolfofansbach]

post modernism is when I don’t like stuff

[neuroticpantomime]

This guy’s got the right idea