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Alaska in this wig is doing a lot for me IJS

Depression Humour is such an age specific thing like i was walking down the street and narrowly avoided getting hit by a speeding car and a middle aged woman said “You could’ve died just now!” and i said “yeah if only.” and she just stared at me in shock. Like yes i hate being alive but I’m going to get these jokes in before i permanently clock out of my shift

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remember when baby spice sang about wearing a condom

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remember when it took me over a decade to realize what she was singing about

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O_O

i knew it was sex but a condom im shook

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#hi luke #YA DICKHEAD

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Alaska on the set of “The Quiet Room”.

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okay when this trailer comes out it’s the only thing i’m talking about for weeks hope y'all are ready

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me: i love being single! i don’t need anyone but me haha

me, 10 hours later, lying in my bed in the darkness:

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haven't mentioned this in a while but

i would set myself on fire for alaska tbh

Spouse, holding our new born child: This is the most important moment of our lives

Me, thinking of when Alaska won AllStars 2: Uh... it's definitely up there

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I’m ok. I’m gonna be ok. I’m gonna live a beautiful life and I’ll get to know beautiful people. I will create things of beauty and be surrounded by flowers. And I’ll love myself, and I’ll be soft, I’ll be kind. And I’ll be ok.