I am very confused.

I'm Alex.

[thememedaddy]

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[eternal-fractal]

[zum1udontno]

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

cant beleive it. donasairs.

[sophsun1]

So Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea.

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny Devito

[putall]

David Hoffman, London, 1973

[plumslices]

$20 used to mean something

[redstonedust]

pyramid conspiracies are so funny cause like yeah theyre extremely impressive feats of engineering but its not like. crazy unbelievable. i think even as a kid if you asked me how i thought the pyramids were built id be like "i think they probably cut rocks into rectangles and stacked them. it probably took a very long time." aliens or power plants would not remotely be on my list of options yknow.

[nemfrog]

Heat wave. Macleans Magazine. August 1, 1954. Cover art. Internet Archive

[lostfunzones]

Sylvia Plath feeding blueberries to a deer, 1959.

[aropride]

ocd is like this

[archange-shadow]

[peachdoxie]

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

[imsodonewiththissite]

Seen it, you say?

[ampervadasz]

[tonysaintborgi]

that fucker's not using his turn signal

[naamahdarling]

Juvenile gazebo migrating to a new farmer's market.

[suchajocundcompany]

and to you, my honored mutuals, i bequeath my most treasured possession:

this screenshot of the word “anime” in a late 12th-century bestiary

[suchajocundcompany]

never fear, honored mutuals! any who missed out on the apportioning of my treasured anime screenshot shall be awarded:

this bird from a different medieval bestiary who calls you gay!

[shredsandpatches]

I would like to add another gift to the pile for all of you:

[english-history-trip]

Sometimes you gotta keep it simple:

[thememedaddy]

[ashlgcostumes]

Truly I hate to do this to you all but; you can watch all the videos and read all the blogs in the world but you cannot learn to sew without at some point picking up a piece of fabric and fucking it up. No tutorial exists that will stop you at some point ruining this poor piece of cloth. The visceral act of holding a project and wondering where you went wrong is the only way to learn sewing; you cannot escape it. I’m sorry

[depsidase]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[belovedmacy]

I don’t care how old I am I WILL be sleeping with stuffed animals