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[abalones]

here’s a link to an organization shared by Bisan on instagram providing food and water to Palestinians in Gaza

[kosmogrl]

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[amwult]

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

[gingerbreadfrosting]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[nyancrimew]

normalize taking drugs just to fit in and make your friends think you're cool

[nyancrimew]

this is such an insane thing to post, what if a minor sees this and thinks it's real? no one on here even considers the risks of posting anymore

[shyshitter]

seriously, sam, you’re fucking this up for everyone right now

[natalieironside]

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

[nflstreet]

[ruckie-maudlin]

[theehorsepusssy]

[cricketsp4rk]

jeff and abed’s dynamic is so funny in season 6 cuz at that point abed is sort of almost normal about jeff at least comparatively whereas jeff’s mental state is in such a rapid decline that he starts viewing abed as the physical embodiment of greendale & the show they’re on and he convinces himself that abed exists to torment him. all to avoid dealing with the fact that a lot of the reason his life sucks is cause of the consequences of his own actions & his shitty worldview. man this show is so awesome

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[itsjesscapade]

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[kragehund-est]

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

[kragehund-est]

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?