Here's To The Rubble

I'm your basic animated dead on puppet strings of paranoia. I don't even have a heart to break.

[tinctures]

90% of me watching Top Chef is just yelling about how Melissa King has perfect skin and looks like an extra hot B.D. Wong

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

[welpnotagain]

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA

[figdays]

Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao

1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 

[tinctures]

Kevin: Wow that lady really needs a haircut.

Me: You're the one who went without a haircut for 9 months.

Kevin: Yeah. I looked like Garth Marenghi.

[tinctures]

Me anytime anyone is sad about anything: You want me to do you a Costco order?

[tinctures]

Why won't anyone just

G I V E M E

T H E

P O I S O N

[jyostar]

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

[bachi-special]

[tinctures]

Never forget.

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[tinctures]

Can 2020 be the year we get a Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction reboot hosted by BD Wong?

[tinctures]

Allow me to paint you a picture of what my life is like in my thirties. It's 9:30am and my husband has just left for work. I'm in my robe in the kitchen with water boiling on the stove. I begin to explain to my dog who is intently watching me grate cheese that "breakfast macaroni is the macaroni that you eat for breakfast" through song. I have been awake since 4:30 because of his bullshit and I hope to be dead by noon.

[tinctures]

I need help

[wolfpupy]

patreon.com/wolfpupy

[tinctures]

But I didn't want to know who my real friends are. I just wanted to not feel so alone while everything is falling apart around me.

[tinctures]

Me out-loud to my dog while I'm taking sausages out of the freezer: More like THAW-sausages

I obviously get out of the house enough.

[1dietcokeinacan]

“3 Defining Features of ADHD That Everyone Overlooks”

[opinatus-papaver]

FINALLY, SOME GOOD QUALITY EXPLANATION OF WHY “I DONT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ADHD” BECAUSE ITS NOT REALLY CANT SIT STILL FOCUS NONE DISORDER ITS SOMETHING A WHOLE LOT MORE COMPLEX

[dysfunctionalfocus]

Actually yeah. I just reblogged this silently without any acknowledgement of it, but this is hones to god one of the best explanations I’ve seen.

[bogleech]

Yeah you can have only these symptoms, and people end up being diagnosed with just “depression” or “anxiety” and prescribed something that has little effect on the real cause of their problems.

[tinctures]

I just told my husband I was thirsty and he brought me a whiskey

Not sure if that says more about him or me.

[catchymemes]

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit.

[darkersolstice]

The dog didn’t not do that.

[nowheresvilleshitty-deactivated]

Dogs are a gift

[tinctures]

Better than anticipated.