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OMG! A real life merman y’all! A REAL FUCKING MERMAN!!! Life is complete.

#merman #isthisreallife #splashmuch #justkeepswimming #tinderinseattle #tinder #seattle #datinginseattle

I have never truly understood love at first sight until this very moment. I don’t care that you’re a 21-year-old donut. I want you inside me.

#carbloading #donut #Doughnut #loveatfirstsight #tinder #tinderinseattle #datinginseattle #seattle

Someone really likes his pussy.

#twocatstoomany #pussymagnet #cats #Tinderinseattle #tinder #seattle #datinginseattle

I have a really strong feeling that with the amount of facial hair in this profile, one of my lumberjack fantasies could become a reality.

#lumberjackfantasy #facialhair #itsathing #Tinderinseattle #tinder #seattle #Datinginseattle

Photoshopping one's face over the face of a child. I’m starting to think that I’ve been approaching this whole online dating thing from the wrong perspective.

#badphotoshop #imconcerned #isitjustme #Tinderinseattle #tinder #seattle #Datinginseattle

Oh look, another “Gym” selfie.

#gymselfie #Tinderinseattle #Datinginseattle #seattle #tinder

Warning: Objects in mirror think they're cooler than they appear.

#socool #imcool #mirrormirror #Tinderinseattle #tinder #seattle #Datinginseattle

The world according to tinder... 38 is the new 58.

#BenjaminButton #couldbemyday #tinder #Tinderinseattle #Datinginseattle #seattle

Another one of those “Christians” trying to tell me what to believe in.

#jesuschrist #doyoubelieve #wwjd #Tinderinseattle #Datinginseattle #tinder #seattle

Mondays...

#mondays #hungover #whensfriday?#isitfridayyet #tinderinseattle #tinder #seattle #datinginseattle

At least he's being honest...

#justbeinghonest #bestpolicy #nogohbogo #Tinderinseattle #Datinginseattle #tinder #seattle

Colin likes two things - Blondes and Blue Shirts.

Variety is the spice of life, unless you’re Colin. But who cares when you have gold ties to accessorize!

#thebasics #youdoyou #bluecollarwhitecollar #Tinderinseattle #Datinginseattle #tinder #seattle

You know how every girl (and some guys) love a good hottie with a cute puppy photo? Well, this isn't one of those. Seriously, this is straight up animal cruelty. Also, looks like somebody just discovered emojis.

#cuteguyswithpuppies #somanyemojis #alltheemojis #winning #penguinemoji #tinderinseattle #datinginseattle #tinder #seattle

Oh Stephen… Bless your heart… And your mom… You both completely made my day.

#sadface #sadfacekitty #someoneneedsahug #Tinderinseattle #datinginseattle #tinder #seattle #poorstephen #mommylovesyou

I like me a man who multitasks. Selfies and commuting. Two birds one stone, and no, it's not a porno.

#selfie #carselfie #starbucksselfie #bathroomselfie #gymselfie #commuteselfie #Tinderinseattle #Datinginseattle #tinder #seattle

"Actuary. Illinois grad. Swimmer." And blocker of signs critical to the complete understanding and appreciation of the popular culture reference trying to be conveyed. At first, I thought he was parking grandpa's walker up against a wall at the Olive Garden. WHOOPS!

#platform9and3/4 #hescutethough #tallpeopleproblems #Tinderinseattle #Datinginseattle #tinder #seattle

Clearly, someone doesn’t understand the concept of Tinder, or the fact that Bieber bangs hasn’t been a thing since 2012.

#thatsnothowthisworks #itsjustagame #tinder #Tinderinseattle #datinginseattle #seattle

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