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Kendra: What time is it?

Seth: I dunno, pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out.

Seth: *blows saxophone loudly*

Grandpa Sorenson, from the other attic: WHO IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM??

Seth: It’s 2am.

#fablehaven #kendra sorenson #seth sorenson #stan sorenson

Merric: What's a four-letter-word for annoying?

Nealan: Owen.

Merric: ...it fits.

#stop bullying owen he's babey #protector of the small #merric of hollyrose #nealan of queenscove #owen of jesslaw

Raoul: And what was that all about?

Alanna: What was what all about?

Raoul: I assume you've heard the term "passive-aggressive".

Alanna: I wasn't being passive-aggressive.

Raoul: No, you were being aggressive-aggressive.

#song of the lioness #raoul of goldenlake #alanna of trebond

“My mother always told me ‘you have to pick your battles’. Well I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them.”

- Alanna, 24/7

#song of the lioness #alanna of trebond

Keefe: It's a package from my parents.

Sophie: What is it?

Keefe: It's heavy. Must be their disappointment in me.

#kotlc #keefe sencen #sophie foster

Kendra: It's one day. What's the worst that could happen?

Warren: Injury, death, general calamity...the list goes on.

#fablehaven #kendra sorenson #warren burgess

Biana: Pardon me.

Fitz: Pardon me, ma'am.

Dex: Excuse me.

Keefe: Move, I'm gay.

#kotlc #biana vacker #fitz vacker #dex dizznee #keefe sencen

Jonathan: *knocks on Alanna’s door*

Alanna: Who is it?

Jon: It's us, we just want to talk.

Alanna: How many of you are there?

Gary: ...four, why does that matter?

Alanna: Then talk to each other.

#this is verbatim what happened after ralon lmao #song of the lioness #jonathan of conte #alanna of trebond #gareth the younger of naxen

Raoul: Look, I made a little marshmallow Alan! See, his arms are crossed and he’s glaring at all the other marshmallows for annoying him.

Raoul: Do you like it?

Alanna, choked up: It’s okay.

#song of the lioness #raoul of goldenlake #alanna of trebond

Roran: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Carn: Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

#inheritance cycle #roran stronghammer #carn

Saphira: Just be yourself.

Murtagh: Be myself? I have one day to win over these people. How long did it take before you all started liking me?

Eragon: Couple of weeks.

Nasuada: Six months.

Arya: Jury’s still out.

#inheritance cycle #saphira bjartskular #murtagh morzansson #eragon bromsson #lady nasuada #arya drottningu

Jonathan: I wish you’d just admit that you made a mistake.

Alanna, stirring her coffee aggressively: I told you, I prefer it with salt!

#song of the lioness #jonathan of conte #alanna of trebond

Myles: Alright kids, remember the main rules of first aid:

Myles: We treat outside ouchies with rubbing alcohol and inside ouchies with drinking alcohol.

Alanna: Are you okay?

#song of the lioness #sir myles of olau #alanna of trebond

Nicko: Marcia won't trace it back to us.

Septimus: Are you for real? She traces everything back to us. She traces things we haven't even done back to us.

#magyk series #nicko heap #septimus heap

Nasuada: Have you ever been with a man?

Angela: The only thing I've ever been with a man is annoyed.

#inheritance cycle #lady nasuada #angela ulthrek

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Simon: *looking around his closet*

Simon: What should I change into?

Septimus: A better person.

septimus-heap

Ok so there are 2 implications here;

1: whenever Simon says something that could possibly maybe mean sep gets to go off at him, sep just appears out of nowhere or

2: this is when they’ve made up and you’ve got eow septimus heap still mocking his brother

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i envision septimus here as a lil voice (a conscience??) saying the most youngest-brother thing possible whenever simon thinks, whether he's there in person or not

#however eow sep would still in fact mock his brother relentlessly #magyk series #reply #not a quote

Mr Forkle: Tiergan always asks how I manage the kids. The secret is, I have no control over them whatsoever.

Mr Forkle: Earlier, Keefe called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on, Dex gassed me so Sophie and Fitz could break into my mind.

#kotlc #mr forkle #sir tiergan #keefe sencen #dex dizznee #sophie foster #fitz vacker

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