Wizard of Acceptable Height

1''4''' | they/them | large birds DNI

[tiny-wizard]

Escape from Gnome Planet

[dreadwedge]

Three onions deep. Six garlics wide.

Four chives of height and nine shallots of weight.

Allium measurement system aside,

This is the size of a gnome I would date.

[woman-becomer]

I am one inch tall and If you give me a strawberry I can eat that strawberry for a whole week. and I'll be really happy the whole time

[stonedbutch]

what if I gave you 3 strawberries 🍓🍓🍓

[woman-becomer]

WOWOAHH , WOOAHHHHG . NO WAY OH MY GOD . HOLY MOLY

[tinymagicalcat]

@tiny-wizard

[evenlyevi]

Little Adventurer ✧₊⁺

[tiny-wizard]

i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything

[tiny-wizard]

i miss my wife so bad

[tiny-wizard]

"ohh you can toast my toast" "haha thanks for lighting my cigarette"

i am trying to kill people

[tiny-wizard]

i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything

[tiny-wizard]

i miss my wife so bad

[tiny-wizard]

i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything

[chiimeramanticore]

it's got solitaire btw. if you even care

[chiimeramanticore]

oh my god it's got smallitaire

[gavamont]

@tiny-wizard

[cowboy]

Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four

[gavamont]

Visit Original Link

[lyrics under the read more]

you wanna come to my wizard tower?

you gonna see my wizard power

gonna come to my wizard hill?

you gonna get wizard killed

you wanna mock my wizard wand?

you better bring it wizard on

you tryna mess with my wizard hat?

i'll smack your teeth with my wizard bat

you wanna mess with my wizard robes?

you get got by my wizard bros

you wanna front on my wizard orb?

you gonna look like some wizard gore

You wanna stunt on my wizard tome?

I'll shred you down to your wizard bones

think you'll mess with my wizard staff?

i'll break it off in your wizard ass

[izzetheking]

me: oh?were did you come from? :p here… climb on my back i will give you a ride.

ant climb up onto my big body.

we are start going.

[mudwerks]

100% atk and 0% dmg baby goat

[duerede]

ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ. ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ & ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ & ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ

[duerede]

The goat a gnome warlord would ride into battle

[gavamont]

A wizard that uses a single match stick as his wizard staff. One day he’ll light it, you’ll see. And on that day, I’ll be ready to give him another match.

[ratazom]

@tiny-wizard you have a dealer lined up. Go for it.

[ecto-slug]

More tiny wizards

[gavamont]

@tiny-wizard

[gavamont]

[weepingwidar]

Amy Casey (American, 1976) - Lonelytown (2020)

[cryptotheism]

Given that gnomes are angels according to paracelsus, do they have free will?

Paracelcian gnomes are angels so low on the great chain of being they're effectively close to humans. They're kinda like how Islam conceives of djinn. They definitely have a degree of free will. They can get married n shit.

[cryptotheism]

If you marry a paracelcian gnome, it gets an immortal soul. Paracelsus warns of gnomes marrying people and immediately running away into the forest, knowing they now have admittance to the kingdom of heaven.