Escape from Gnome Planet
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@tiny-wizard
Escape from Gnome Planet
Three onions deep. Six garlics wide.
Four chives of height and nine shallots of weight.
Allium measurement system aside,
This is the size of a gnome I would date.
I am one inch tall and If you give me a strawberry I can eat that strawberry for a whole week. and I'll be really happy the whole time
what if I gave you 3 strawberries 🍓🍓🍓
WOWOAHH , WOOAHHHHG . NO WAY OH MY GOD . HOLY MOLY
@tiny-wizard
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i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything
i miss my wife so bad
"ohh you can toast my toast" "haha thanks for lighting my cigarette"
i am trying to kill people
i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything
i miss my wife so bad
i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything
it's got solitaire btw. if you even care
oh my god it's got smallitaire
@tiny-wizard
Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four
[lyrics under the read more]
me: oh?were did you come from? :p here… climb on my back i will give you a ride.
ant climb up onto my big body.
we are start going.
100% atk and 0% dmg baby goat
ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ. ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ & ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ & ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ
The goat a gnome warlord would ride into battle
A wizard that uses a single match stick as his wizard staff. One day he’ll light it, you’ll see. And on that day, I’ll be ready to give him another match.
@tiny-wizard you have a dealer lined up. Go for it.
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Amy Casey (American, 1976) - Lonelytown (2020)
Given that gnomes are angels according to paracelsus, do they have free will?
Paracelcian gnomes are angels so low on the great chain of being they're effectively close to humans. They're kinda like how Islam conceives of djinn. They definitely have a degree of free will. They can get married n shit.
If you marry a paracelcian gnome, it gets an immortal soul. Paracelsus warns of gnomes marrying people and immediately running away into the forest, knowing they now have admittance to the kingdom of heaven.