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I wish they made painkillers for emotional pain.

sevastiel

PLEASE DE IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY

tinyancientones

IM FUCKING DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

yevvie

took a break from finishing bg in a commish piece to pay a tribute to the amazing cosplay by @/primedaverage.bsky.social

thank you for making everyone laugh, it was an adorable performance!!! 💚

bugsnbites

Kpop Demon Hunters gets funnier the longer you think about it. Jinu had to approach his demon boy band and tell them that it's a common thing for bands to have a 'baby archetype' member. one of them had to volunteer or get chosen for this

discordantblade

I'm putting together a team

mathlann

I don't know if anyone needs this, but since it took me a bit to find out:

If you're playing the Dark Urge, Go. To. Sleep. on your first "day" out the pods. Recruit Astarion, and if you want, Gale and Shadowheart as well. Don't recruit Lae'zel or do the grove yet (idt it triggers otherwise). You get a special dream, and can reflect on your class/ancestry. If you're wondering why you can't tell Astarion about your memory loss or the Urge but he knows about it anyways, it's because he has special dialogue about it afterwards and the game will just act like you already talked to him whether you triggered the scene or not.

lunar-writes-things

Symphony Of Boatem Masterlist

‧₊☽ OVERVIEW ☾‧₊

Summary: "𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏, 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒈𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒚," 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒏 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏-𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏'𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 "𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒉𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒆, 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒎𝒆!"

Starting a new season brings new memories, builds, and budding friendships along with old feelings, old tensions, and old secrets. Y/n was turned into a god-like figure when they walked through that portal, and they could only hope that whatever bad was left behind in season 7 because in season 8, they were going to sing the Symphony of the land they love, Boatem

CHARACTER(S) INCLUDED: C!GoodTimesWithScar, C!Grian, C!Mumbo Jumbo, C!Pearlescentmoon, C!ImpulseSV

SCHEDULE: once per week. Maybe on like a Friday.

STATUS: To be completed

Spotify Playlist

‧₊☽ MASTERLIST ☾‧₊

Chapters:

1) New beginnings

2) Getting Real Wings

3) CHA-CHING!

4) The Megabase Proposition

5) Take a break!

6) Grain

7) Mumbolio jumbolio

8) A pearl in the night sky

9) That's gonna leave a scar

10) That's Impulsesv

11) Eggs & Beacon

12) I HATE THE NETHER

13) Wet Cats

14) Borrowed Shirts

15) Can Pandas be Purple?

16) Seeing Things

17) Harsh Reminiscence and Hidden Fears

18) Don't You Dare (Make Me Fall in Love With You)

19) So... What Now?

20) The Moon

21) Rainstorms of Joy

22) A Grain of Love

23) It's Not Really That Simple Is It?

24) You can't use my name as a pun twice... It's not funny

Endings

25) Forced to Leave

26) Ending: A Finished Symphony sounds best with people who love you

27) Ending: I'm Sorry, My Symphony wasn't finished, I made a Mistake

28) Ending: Grian

29) Ending: Impulse

30) Ending: Mumbo

31) Ending: Pearl

32) Ending: Scar

skeytwfuny

You mean-you mean you heard my cringe singing

I heard- I heard everything

oh no… oh no D;

VOTE FOR SCAR

simpsons-latino

say-prettyy-pleasee

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

sapphirestudiosdesign

Valencia' bat engagement ring

The After Dark Collection -

Bat and skull engagement rings. Gothic engagement rings. "There are things that go bump in the night"...

heatandapathy

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

soulsistrin

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

liifeintechniicolour

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

sopejinsunflower

:MASTERLIST:

Hi! Welcome to Keeping It Discreet. I've been writing for as long as I remember but this will be the first time I'm posting. I look forward to sharing more stuff here. I'm fairly new to smuts, though, so hopefully they turn you on good enough teehee. I’m aiming to post at least twice a week (Mondays and Fridays). All work posted here are mine and only mine. No reposting allowed.

Yours,

KID.

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BTS

OT7

HOUSE OF THE OMEGAVERSE (18+, ongoing)

Summary: The titan group from South Korea, BTS, suddenly vanishes off the face of the earth, only to wake up in a three-storey house with a small-time writer and their DNAs altered. Omegaverse is no longer just a fiction trope; not to these eight people, no. Stuck with only one omega between them, how will this polyamory evolves?

Pairing: OT7 x reader [Alpha: Namjoon, Hoseok, Jimin, Jungkook. Beta: Jin, Yoongi, Taehyung. Omega: Reader]

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10 (new!)

bts-trash-blog

°Best Of Us-💞 💌💔💕💦

°Snippet

* Prologue Ch.1 Ch.2 Ch.3 Ch.4 Ch.5 Ch.6 Ch.7 Ch.8 Ch.9 Ch.10 Ch.11 Ch.12 Ch.13 Ch.14 Ch.15

viktorstittytank

POLY SILCO AND SEVIKA headcanons

No one I know of has written any poly Silco and Sevika so here y’a go. Y’all are being starved of quality content 👁👃🏾👁 you’re welcome.

Warnings: It IS smutty so 18+

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.originally you were with Silco

.powerful man gets pretty princess doll face baby cakes as a toy and goes full “she gets what she wants mode”

.does he find you annoying? Yes. But you’re HIS annoying pet and his pet will get spoiled.

.No seriously you can get whatever you want

. Why? Because he recognizes that if he spoils you you’ll never wanna leave

. When he realizes Sevika is something you want he goes and talks to her while you’re not around

.he doesn’t have to do a lot of convincing cus Sevika daydreams about choking you out

.the two of them gang up on you constantly

.if Silco says you’re not going on a mission you best believe Sevika will be right behind him ignoring those big puppy dog eyes of yours

.you get flustered? They’re both on you instantly

.”I’m sorry doll could you repeat yourself?” “Did princess just call Silco handsome ?”

.they’re literally the worst.

.If Silco scolds you and you run off to Sevika she’ll hold you in her lap while you calm down but she won’t voice her opinion because she still considers him the real authority in the relationship.

.They’ll hold your hands in public and no one dares to stare cus that’s a death sentence

.if you go out with Sevika while she’s gambling and sit in her lap you best believe Silco will drop by pulling up a chair and play with you over her shoulder during the game

.it’s a bit odd seeing the crime boss sitting backwards in a chair stroking your cheek and chin while his work associate bounces you on her leg but onlookers won’t ask questions

.If you smoke there will be stashes of expensive cigars everywhere.

.if you don’t smoke there will still be stashes of expensive cigars everywhere you just won’t know the spots, so once they start smoking it’ll seem like they’ll pulled them out of thin air.

.them blowing their smoke on you just cus it’s hot

.everytime you get extra dressed up you won’t be out for long with the two of them

.going to a party in a low cut dress with these two? You’re also going home two hours earlier than expected.

.you cannot mingle with them glaring at whoever you try to talk to it just won’t work

.it’s very embarrassing catching them both staring at your chest in public so you do yourself a solid and go home like a champ 💪

NSFW

. They will overstimulate the life out of you

.Sevika will be hitting it and Silco will just be relaxing by your head with your wrists all tied up in his tie smirking down and cooing nasty dirty things at you

.getting demeaned ALL THE TIME. If Sevika slaps you Silco spits in your mouth. The two of them work as a team constantly even if they’re just humiliating their precious y/n

.Silco likes to watch Sevika with you. He never touches himself while it’s happening but it is always mentally stored for later

.he will hold a vibrator to your clit and laugh while you cry cus Sevika’s strap is filling you up and hitting all the right places.

.if one person’s hand goes up your shirt then the other persons gonna have a hand up your shirt in record time

.you have two holes for a reason and they will use them

.In the middle of the day Silco will be giving you that pipe and out of nowhere you’ll open your eyes to find Sevika has found her way in the room leaning on her knees with her hands clasped smirking at the scene infront of her

.If Silco cums and it leaks out Sevika stuffs it back in immediately. Bonus points for using her metal hand cus it’s cold and she enjoys how shocked you seem.

.She loves to squeeze your face and make you look her in the eye while Silco’s hands are all over you. She knows her eyes are intimidating

.Sevika’s a grunter. If she likes something you’ll get that nice low grunt.

.Silco is pretty much silent except on extremely rare occasions where a breathy quiet moan will be pulled from his chest

.They both really enjoy hearing you whimper and whine and will do whatever it takes to hear it again and again and again

.They've made a competition out of pocketing your panties before. At one point they’ll start walking in during random hours of the way just to steal them. Eventually you catch on and confront the two of them but Silco just laughs and Sevika shrugs because the woman has no shame

.Silco will take you shopping for more cus you’re not getting those back they earned them

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hollyhomburg

Dance To This Masterlist (Blind! Au) (Service hybrid Au)

(dog-Hybrid! Seokjin x wolf-Hybrid! Namjoon x Blind! Reader)(ft. Cat! Yoongi)

Summary: Seokjin didn’t expect his new potential owner to be blind, but with the threat of being sent to a breeding clinic looming over his head, he’ll do anything.

Tags: Eventual polyamory, Blindness, Service hybrid au, non-explicit sex, non-physical intimacy, Domestic love, social media au, cuddling, hurt/comfort, mentions of anxiety and depression, allusions to past self-harm, referenced hybrid mistreatment, hybrid abandonment,

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PART 1: “I got you,”

PART 2: “I won’t tell him about your crush, don’t worry.”

PART 3: “You can always come back,”

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Sequel: Call Me Yours (BTS x Reader)

Summary: You were happy with your life, with your loving relationship with your hybrids- Seokjin, Namjoon, and Yoongi. But you never would have imagined that more love was hidden right next door, just over your garden fence. Not that human Hoseok will ever get the courage to confess his feeling for you anyway. His hybrids, however- starry-eyed bunny Jungkook, Bratty calico cat Jimin, and shy tiger Taehyung- don’t have any problem at all.

Pairings: (Human! Hoseok) x (Human! reader) x (Wolf hybrid! Namjoon) x (Dog hybrid! Seokjin) x (Cat hybrid! Yoongi) x (Tiger hybrid! Taehyung) x (Bunny hybrid! Jungkook) x (Cat hybrid! Jimin)

Tags: Established relationship, Polyamory, gratuitous fluff, slow-ish burn

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Part 1: BIRDS

Part 2: CHARMING

Part 3: AUDIO

Part 4: PROMISE

Part 5: THE DATE

Part 6: BURN

Part 7: LOVE BITES

Part 8: DIVIDED

Part 9: STITCHES

epilogue: TIMELESS

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hollyhomburg

Before I Leave You (Masterlist)

(Omegaverse au, Mafia au, Bts x Reader)

Summary: Someone always has to leave first; They just didn’t expect Yoongi to come back with a new omega (who’s clearly been through some shit).

Pairing: Beta! Yoongi, Omega! Reader, Omega! Jungkook, Omega! Seokjin, Alpha! Namjoon, Alpha! Hoseok, Alpha! Taehyung, Alpha! Jimin,

Tags: Polyamory, groupsex, sexual and non-sexual Dom/sub undertones, heat sex, praise kink, brief humiliation, Spanking, knotting, breeding kink, emotional abuse, physical abuse, forced mating marks, graphic murder scenes, negative self-talk, self-esteem issues, non-verbal characters, abandonment, PTSD, hurt/comfort, gluttonous fluff, agoraphobia, implied/referenced self-harm, suicidal thoughts and brief desperate suicide attempt, unreliable narrators. Gender dysphoria, transgender characters, internalized transphobia, internalized misogyny, unintended outings, epilepsy, slowish-burn,

W/c: 200k+ (170k completed so far), will probably be around 30ish parts.

A/n: long time no see~ this is what I’ve been working on for the last few months! I hope everyone will like it. Updates will be once a week on fridays or Saturdays at 5pm EST. This will also be cross posted on Archive of our own. The M/c won’t appear until part two!

READ THIS STORY HERE ON AO3

Extra content: Honey cake Recipe

Prologue: The Beta

Summary: The pre-story is as sweet as honey and as simple as every other love story. Namjoon’s pack falls together before it falls apart.

Part One: Sweet Regret

Summary: Yoongi Disappears- leaving behind a shattered pack. 8 months later, Jimin finds Yoongi in an H-mart of all places.

Part Two: The Don

Summary: On the worst days, Yoongi is judge, jury, and executioner. But he judges you and finds you worthy of protecting (and loving too).

Part Three: The Gala

Summary: Yoongi tries to steal you away, Geumjae takes something instead.

Part Four: If I’ve Got You

Summary: Yoongi makes his choice.

Part Five: An Unlikely Enemy

Summary: Namjoon’s pack reunites with Yoongi. With some…unexpected results.

Part Six: Stupid Instincts

Summary: it takes three visits for you to trust Jimin.

Part Seven: Yoongi’s Worst Fear

Summary: it’s easy to forget that your bond is still new, but luckily, the pack is there to fill the gaps.

Part Eight: Seokjin’s Secret

Summary: Everything takes a little getting used to. Namjoon’s a little in love already.

Part Nine: Aura

Summary: Oh Jungkook.

Part Ten: Blame Me For it

summary you couldn’t expect everyone to love you instantly, but still- yoongi kind of hoped.

Part Eleven: Before I Love You

Summary: what is love other than a particular kind of envy

Part Twelve: Civil Midnight

Summary: A love story that starts with a train ticket, an old jean jacket, and a cup of shitty coffee

Part Thirteen: Moving Day

Summary: Namjoon has royally fucked up, luckily the pack has a place to go. “what if this is a bad idea?”

Part Fourteen: Like a Sigh

Summary: Seokjin isn’t ready to forgive namjoon just yet, luckily he has you and yoongi

Part Fifteen: The many Shades of Kim Taehyung: Celedon Green

Summary: Tae is at one moment, overcome with fear and longing, “Get out! don’t look! please! i don’t want you to see me!”

Part Sixteen: The many Shades of Kim Taehyung: Babygirl Pink

Summary: A secret for a secret is exchanged. “You’re so pretty Tae.”

Part Seventeen: Just a little Nip

Summary: Things are often clearer the day after, but if anything Taehyung only feels more confused about where she stands with you.

Part Eighteen: velvet, silk, and raspberry jam (Coming Soon)

Summary: try as you might, you cant get the thought of those boxes out of your head. You revisit the start of your sexual relationship with yoongi… and how you want it to change.

(17/30 parts unlocked)