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I don't think I'm going to survive this quarantine. I don't think I want to.
CLEAN COOKIE DOUGH
100 - 1tblsp peanut butter (you could definitely use lower calorie alternatives) 70 - 15g semisweet chocolate chipsĀ 20 - 10g steel cut oats 80 - 1 mashed banana (depends on the size) 64 - tblsp of honey (optional)
334 TOTAL
i know itās a lot of calories BUT if youāre like me and would eat dessert all the time this works great as a meal replacement, itās filling and full of nutrients and doesnāt have anything artificial. i usually do 2 tblsp of peanut butter, especially if im planning on working out later.
you could totally drop the calories by playing around with the ingredients. if yours is too thick, add some non-dairy milk or a bit more peanut butter. natural low-cal sweeteners to replace the honey, or different kinds of chocolate (you could totally use cocoa powder for half the calories, just add more sweetener!)
Perfect Pancakes- only 33 cals
So if youāre looking for a recipe that makes the perfect crepes/pancakes I think I may have just created an insane one. Get yourself some measuring cups. ā¢1 egg white (donāt use the yolk, unnecessary calories) ā¢1/8th of a cup of flour ā¢1/8th of a cup of milk (if your vegan/lacto you can use soya or almond)
Whisk it all together until you get a smooth consistency and add a tiny amount of oil into a preheated pan and voila! They cook amazingly aswell
10 cal brownie recipe !!!
Note: you gotta love dark chocolate cuz these are very bitter
fuckiny hellllllll my roommate and I went out this weekend and I realised that I'm literally in love with her but she is so straight and I am so not and I'm so frustrated holy furjjeje
š»reblog if youāre gonna lose 20+ pounds in 2020š»
Low cal recipe!!
The other day I found a recipe for veggie pattyās and I tried it. Let me tell ya, it was fucking bomb.
I spent a while looking for it but never managed to. So if you posted the original one or know who did please tell me cause I just wanted to reblog it to share it but since I didnāt find it Iāll just do this.
Disclaimer: this recipe isnāt mine and I donāt intend it to look like it is.
Mine where 84 cal for three and they were about the size of a normal patty. I ate them with sour cream, it adds 50 cal for about a tbsp.
I did have screenshots bc I sent them to my mom so I could cook them but i didnāt get the user in it bc I didnāt want my mom knowing where I got it from.
small and dainty, skinny and light. reblog this for good luck towards your fight.
listen up hoes
since weight loss fairies usually donāt work, iām now setting a curse on anyone who sees this to lose 10-20lbs within the next month, and to get so skinny that their pants are too damn loose on them.Ā
iām also cursing you all to have rock hard abs and skinny legs and a cute butt by summertime.Ā
pass on the curse to another skinny legend.
I aināt risking it
68 cals Healthy chips of autumn šš
Today I was craving something with autumn feels. I decided to go for an apple with cinnamon but then I decided to take it to the next level! PLEASE TRY IT. Itās SO GOOD!! Itās perfect you could make a huge bowl for less than 150 and eat it while watching your favourite show/movie š
Original plain version: 58 cals
Cinnamon pie/ cinnamonish version: 68 cals
I used:
-111 grams Granny Smith š . You could use any kind though! But I love green apples because they have more of a tang, and the tart with the cinnamon is so so good. (58 cals)
-½ tablespoon cinnamon (10 cals)
-¼ teaspoon vanilla extract (0 cals)
You could add sweetener but I didnāt, the chips donāt even need it! The apple makes it the perfectly amount of sweet and the cinnamon sauce brings it out. (:
Preheat your oven to 250⢠(my mode is on bake and then I put the number in but everyoneās oven is different so you may have a different mode)
The secret Iāve figured out to perfecting the chips is that you leave them in longer, but at a lower heat setting! Also itāll make your house smell like freshly baked apple pie.š¤¤š„§š Itās like a large autumn candle so thatās another use out of this post. š
Cut your apple very thinly, as thin as possible!
I mixed the cinnamon and vanilla extract with water. Eyeball the amount of water but I just worked my way up. Itāll be clumpy at first so donāt add more water right away!! Just keep mixing and itāll blend into the same consistency of the cinnamon filling of cinnamon buns.
Drizzle the sauce onto the apples and coat them evenly. I messaged the sauce into the apples just to make sure they were really all nice and coated. (:
Put the chips on parchement paper on a baking tray (is that the right word? š)
And place them apart, if they stick together itās no big deal! A few of mine did and it was still delicious.
Place in oven for half hour, take them out and flip the chips over and place back in for another 30 minutes. If you double the recipe the time will double so two hours cooking.
Other toppings/spices I suggest for this;
-lemon juice once done cooking. This is really good! It tastes like a kilalo sunrise beav tail. So yummy š¤¤
-for the sauce you could blend up a date and add it to the sauce mixture , it would make it even yummier!
I hope you enjoy!
ok getting my wisdom teeth out was horrific but I've eaten wayyy less than 500 calories for the past two days so šāš½
felt cute might relapse back into every self destructive addiction Iāve had since the age of 12 in one night idk x x x
cravings masterpost
over the years, i have been taught what certain cravings mean and how i can replace them in a healthy way. so i figured, why not share it with you guys?Ā
if you crave chocolateā¦
your body needs magnesium. a quick fix for this is raw nuts and seeds, legumes, or fresh fruits.Ā
if you crave sweetsā¦
your body might need some of the following:Ā
-chromium - have some broccoli, grapes, cheese, or chicken.Ā
-carbon - chow down on some fresh fruit.Ā
-phosphorus - chicken, eggs, legumes, or grains can help.Ā
-tryptophan - similar to magnesium, have some raw nuts and seeds, legumes, or fresh fruits.Ā
if you crave bread or toastā¦Ā
your body needs nitrogen. have some high protein foods such as fish, meat, nuts, or beans.Ā
if you crave fatty foodsā¦Ā
your body needs calcium. broccoli, kale, legumes, or cheese help.Ā
if you crave alcoholā¦Ā
your body might need some of the following:
-protein - think seafood, dairy, or nuts.Ā
-avenin - chow down on some granola or oatmeal.Ā
-calcium - broccoli, kale, legumes, or cheese help. Ā
-potassium - bitter greens or seaweed usually do the trick.Ā
if you crave ice cream/shaved iceā¦Ā
your body needs iron. some suggestions are fish, greens, seaweed, or black cherries.Ā
if you crave burned or grilled foodā¦Ā
your body needs carbon. chow down on some fresh fruits.Ā
if you crave soda and carbonated drinksā¦Ā
your body needs calcium.Ā broccoli, kale, legumes, or cheese help.
if you crave salty foodsā¦
your body needs chloride. goat milk (yes i know thatās a little odd) and fish help.Ā
if you crave acid foods (burgers)ā¦Ā
your body needs magnesium. just like chocolate, have some raw nuts and seeds, legumes, or fresh fruits.Ā
if you crave cool drinks (milkshakes or malts)ā¦Ā
your body needs manganese. some suggestions are walnuts, pecans, almonds, pineapple, or blueberries.Ā
if youāre PMS-ingā¦Ā
your body needs zinc. red meat, seafood, leafy greens, and root vegetables are helpful.Ā
if youāre overeatingā¦Ā
your body might need some of the following:Ā
-silicon - nuts and seeds are a quick fix.Ā
-tryptophan - eat some cheese, raisins, sweet potatoes, or spinach.
-tyrosine - vitamin c supplements should do the trick.Ā
if you crave tobaccoā¦
your body might need some of the following:Ā
-silicon - nuts and seeds help, but stay away from refined starches.Ā
-tyrosine - vitamin c supplements or red, orange, or green fruits and veggies can help.Ā
disclaimer: i am not a health professional in any way, this is just advice i have been given over the years.Ā