lester knopf

I'm Gabi I like gum

[onlytwitterpics]

[existentialcrying]

[larchcoin]

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

[meezer]

i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words

[cungadero]

freud said its my turn to play the xbox

[mogifire]

why not both?

[thecommonchick]

[the-simpsons-art]

[sadlyinlovewithlove]

How to feel like a goddess:

- eat pomegranates

- walk barefoot in nature

- ignore men

- smell the flowers

- wear long flowy dresses

- bathe in honey

- find peace in solitude

- leave your hair wild

- put yourself first

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[misskingss]

Ron Swanson is a simple man.

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[90stvqueen]

my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal

me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:

[chead-deactivated20181204]

[zackisontumblr]

when your boyfriend is hung

[celinepientje92]

$10.99?????

[ecoeschatologist]

Worth every cent.

[totinos]

ready 2 go.

[binches-deactivated20220521]

someone was paid to make this meme for @totinos and im just mad it wasn’t me

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who is supportive of whatever your body looks like no matter what

[yourgirlcarmen]

[dankmemesforsadteens]