:/

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[memewhore]

[hazelsmazecave]

[anisource]

✧*:･ﾟRainy Summer Days *:･ﾟ✧

[apellepie]

by aya takano.

[hannahlockillustration]

When You Were Small.

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[cuteitem-deactivated20220720]

how i post on here

[amesperaltasantiago]

the funniest thing is seeing people look for deok su's actor's instagram only to find him reposting catboy edits of himself

[tinybugonthewindshieldoflife]

ever since i started doing both work and school I haven’t played ff14 :(

[pdfbabe]

[tinybugonthewindshieldoflife]

I have that Bruno Mars song in my head where he says “and the sex takes me to paradise” but only that part and over and over again. it feels too early for this……

[claygoblin]

The Silver Swan, built by John Joseph Merlin and James Cox, 1773.

Source: Mechanical Marvels, Clockwork Dreams (BBC)

[soundssimpleright]

oh wow, the “water” is an illusion created by spinning glass rods.

wooooooooooah

[wishfishy]

I will reblog this automaton every single time I see it because I adore it and you cannot stop me.

[halfahundredcats]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Something i’m pondering at the moment is the idea of mechanism with motion, first set in motion 250-ish years ago, that can still move.

[lagaleriapopurri]

Satoe Tone

[alwaysgettingwhatyouwant]

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

[malglories]

[tinybugonthewindshieldoflife]

I crocheted this and think it’s pretty cute I kinda want to start being active on Instagram again bc I see so many cute pattern tests there but I’m nervous about it so maybe I’ll start here where only like 2 people will see :) lol

[tinybugonthewindshieldoflife]

I am so depressed but I’m crocheting a cute little purse with daisies on it so