Man: Whatās a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?
Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*
Man: Is that a yeah?
Pig: *shorter groan*
Man: Okay.Ā Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig⦠Look at this pigā¦
Pig: *quiet snort*
Man: Hey!
Pig: *snort*
Man: Are you messed up, girl?Ā Ā
Pig: *short snort*
Man: Never seen a damn pig⦠Look at that, that one hereās fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly upĀ
Pig: *snort snort snort snort*
Man: Hey you
Pig: *snort*
Man: Whoa!Ā Whoa!Ā Shit!Ā [Unintelligible] HOWH!Ā Come here girl!Ā
Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*
Man: Holy hell, fuckā¦I didnāt mean to do that
āWhoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!ā Is my new favorite expletive


















