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( POKEMON IRL BLOG )

[tinyflowercat]

Heyo! I'm Connor! 22 | AudHd | Fire/Dark Specialist | Unova Native but my heart belongs to all regions <3

I've travelled a lot in my life with my grandparents! Seen tons of Pokemon in tons of different regions. With my grandpa being a professor I have quite a bit of Pokemon knowledge under my belt, so if you have a question for me, don't be afraid to ask!

You might even know my grandpa, he's pretty cool lol.

Anyhow, I don't really battle anymore. Not as much as I did as a kid anyways. Earned a few dozen badges but as the days grew longer they also grew harder. Can't really travel well while being disabled.

I still battle for funsies from time to time, though my partner absolutely scorns it.

I am the proud trainer of (way too) many Pokemon and I generally rotate my team out on a steady schedule but there are a couple who openly reside with me at all times, which leads me to-----

My tripod Skitty, Clover, is definitely always around. She's a lovely little thing that reminded me my disability doesn't have to be a weakness. You'll definitely be seeing her a lot on here!

Anyhow, take care, train responsibly and see you around!

DNI: Backyard breeders, Team Rocket (Y'ALL SUCK) & hyper-selective trainers (i.e: Trainers who believe in training the strongest rather than forming a significant bond & friendship).

CURRENT TEAM UNDER THE CUT-

Also about the unreality tagging: here

Interact with them here!:

Collect eggs, hatch them and care for the Pokémon that emerge in this free-to-play online game!

[unovafirewatch]

UM OKAY SO I'M KIND OF FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. LIKE I AM GENUINELY DISTRESSED

I OPENED THE DOOR TO ANSWER MAINTENANCE AND QUILTON BOLTED THE FUCK OUT.

HE HAS NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. HE TOOK OFF DOWN THE STREET AND I CAN'T FIND HIM.

IF ANYONE SEES A QUILAVA AROUND THE MIDDLE-WEST IN UNOVA PLEASE CONTACT ME I'M SCARED OUT OF MY MIND

[tinyflowercat]

Please keep in mind Quilton is very nervous and will probably not do well if you try to handle him yourself.

Contacting us with where you last saw him is enough and maybe keeping an eye out to see where he wanders at a safe distance.

[tinyflowercat]

What Pokémon would you eat

None of them.

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

Made this feel free to fill it in lmaoaoo

you're all a buncha weirdo's tried to fit 'n what i see most often here

[tinyflowercat]

By Dialga, I did not think I'd cross this many off-

[unovafirewatch]

I'M SORRY, WHAT?

[tinyflowercat]

OH DID I NEVER TELL YOU ABOUT THAT??? Yeah it's the same story as talking to Pokémon and also how I met Dialga. There's another universe out there where there's Pokémon, but no humans!

My Grandpa was doing research on these things. What were they called? Time gears? He had a terrible nightmare about Dialga roaring into the sky.

And these glowing green gears? One in a lake... One in a forest... I don't remember the other one.

You know me & Grovyle have a unique bond. Well that's because we literally can talk to each other!

Ever since I came back I could just. Understand what he was saying- Like talking to anyone else.

I was a Skitty and I completely forgot who I was! And I kept having visions and! Well. Yeah. It was a whole ass journey.

[wingsofachampion]

Wow, it sounds like you've been to a world like the one I'm from!

[tinyflowercat]

WAIT NO WAY?? Gosh that was so long ago... I wonder how the Guild is doing...

[tinyflowercat]

Have you considered going to local Pokémon Breeders for help with your egg? The official ones with the licenses, I mean (they at least need licenses where I come from). I've heard it's a well-paying job too, once you get through training.

- @kalosiandogmom

Can't exactly work with Pokébreeders due to my disability but yes I have talked to all of the breeders around town as well as the Pokéshelters and they ALL have their hands full from an illegal bust not too long ago which is where they suspect this egg might've also come from

Like someone adopted said egg but found out it was an illegal egg and didn't want to get in trouble so they just. Pawned it off on someone else. Happens a lot, unfortunately.

They did offer help with getting an incubator and supplies if I could try and house/raise the Poké myself. I was very hesitant but I'm up to the challenge.

They said whether or not I wish to officially register and keep said Poké is up to me but either way they'll help fund a healthy hatching journey for this lil guy. I don't really have much to focus on rn anyhow and Quilton seems... Pretty attached.

[tinyflowercat]

For reference. Idk where this egg came from. I heard knocking on the door like 30 mins ago and I didn't check it bc. Well, one, I was busy. Two, I have crazy neighbors.

And three? I have major anxiety.

There was no note. Just an egg and a blanket. It seems oddly familiar...

[tinyflowercat]

You have GOT to be kidding me...

[peridot-the-photographer]

Ok what to do with 307 bananas...any ideas ?

[tinyflowercat]

Eat them. Or feed them- To your friends

[tinyflowercat]

Is there like. Rotomblr beauty blogs?????? I'm curious

[pandorias-box]

How many times do I have to say this to people.

For the love of the Blinding One, do not consume rocks. Do not consume Z-Crystals. Do not consume Tera Shards. Do not consume Mega Stones.

Rock candy exists for a reason. I am tired of having this continuously reappear in conversations.

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

wow I wish I could read

[tinyflowercat]

Crunch crunch crunch damn thats crazy crunch can anyone read this to me crunch crunch crunch

[tinyflowercat]

(@goldenrodchef) Um. Hi.

Uh. Sorry to hear that Team Rocket affected you, too.

Never had any personal run-ins with them, but, uh. My parents did. Mom still has a scar from it all.

-Gen

It's alright, we've long since healed from the encounter and the perps were put away for a long time. Different times back then, it was. Evil teams were just allowed to go back to doing their thing after force-evoing Pokémon or taking over buildings with hostages.

That kinda shit just isn't allowed anymore. For good reason.

[tinyflowercat]

No DNI for Team Galactic? Or Plasma? Or Flare?

Nah bc I've never personally had to deal with them before whereas Team Rocket put me and my Pokémon in the hospital <3 Hope this helps

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Do any of the rest of you have plans for midsummer? I am not terribly familiar with other regions' solstice observances.

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

Hiking out to those Johtoian ruins to give offerings to legandaries (not my idea)

[unowner]

Still on the grind

[unovafirewatch]

unova's having a big independence day celebration soon reigion-wide! it'll be quilton's second time seeing the fireworks, he really liked them when he was an itty bitty cyndaquil hehe

it's going to be at one of the stadiums nearby

[tinyflowercat]

The bigger one is at the river. The water Pokémon that reside there always get a lot of treats! They've gotten used to getting "offerings" around this time.

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Make sure your plants don't dry out this summer. Moisture

[tinyflowercat]

Did a plant write this?

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

I mean yeah kinda

[tinyflowercat]

Do you....... Need some help? With water?

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Make sure your plants don't dry out this summer. Moisture

[tinyflowercat]

Did a plant write this?

[nerdpokemonheadcanons]

Ditto "melt" when they're upset, collapsing their bodies into tiny puddles

[tinyflowercat]

im a sad ditto rn

[psyonicscream]

Share this if you’re a dark type enjoyer

Or if you would make strange noises in the woods at night to scare off travelers