have fun!

cam / 27 / est / they follows from starlitblues i'm in this for the cute boys sidebar by art-and-the-hockeys

[sidfrogsby]

okay king of eye contact

[mattymartin]

↳ MAT BARZAL VIA INSTAGRAM | 7.21.26

[barzallyyours]

My mans is so 1989 coded 🩵

[mattymartin]

↳ MAT BARZAL IN NEW YORK | 7.10.26

[rouzys]

orbiter, noah kahan

justin berl / len redkoles / len redkoles / len redkoles / len redkoles / emilee chinn / debora robinson / len redkoles / nicole vasquez / nicole vasquez / sean m. haffey / mitchell leff / rich graessle / emilee chinn / justin berl / len redkoles / mitchell leff / len redkoles / mitchell luff

[rpfofficial]

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

[qhockeysacrament]

Harsh light of dawn thought: he may very well be some flavour of queer, but he is so repressed and entrenched within his misogynistic space that he does not have the frame of reference to understand or allow himself to explore what he actually wants and will further bury himself within the system in his internalized homophobia

but, yeah, there's definitely something gay there and maybe a fictional version of him can explore that

[starrynet]

nico news

[mattymartin]

↳ MAT BARZAL AT A PARTY IN THE HAMPTONS | 7.5.26

[punksalmons]

the thing about sidgeno is that it's the quintessential love story where somehow the laws of geography, international law, language and sports management all individualy and simultaneously worked together to make sure two people could meet and become fundamental parts of each other's lives. the thing about sidnate is that nathan mackinnon is living a kind of psychosexual horror drama previously unknown to mankind.

[punksalmons]

the thing about sidclaude is that sidney crosby and claude giroux tried to kill each other for real.

[punksalmons]

ok i thought of several more of these. sidovi is like a pr marriage, but the marriage is actually a rivalry to sell more season tickets. sidjack is like a lifetime movie where a small-city girl leaves to new york (actually pittsburgh, pa) to follow her dream job but comes back to her hometown in the christmas season and sees her childhood sweetheart again. sidmario is if you wanted to fuck your highschool teacher. sidmack is if your highschool student wanted to fuck you. sidgenoanna is like if a married couple wanted you to be their purse dog. also, you might have birthed their son. sidkris is a nerd girl and a bad boy, also the bad boy has great hair and is french-canadian. sidflower is if your wife died tragically, or a orpheus/eurydice thing, and your wife/eurydice is also french-canadian. sid x ek is like if you wanted to fuck the pool boy. anyway, the point is if you've stood beside sidney crosby for more than five minutes there's an ao3 tag for you two.

[pewpaws]

a very important compilation of wsh's quick little nods while he listens to others 🙂‍↕️

[torey-lavar-krug]

NESN should just air the bruins 22-23 season next year instead of the live games

[loserdudes]

Patrice Bergeron.

Hockey Hall of Famer.

[pyotrkochetkov]

LUKÁŠ DOSTÁL Postgame Interview | January 21, 2026

[defensivemidfielders]

men's sports rpf is ethical because i'm making that man significantly more empathetic and emotionally intelligent, and with a much richer inner world. he should be thanking me, actually

[beauvilliers]

On The Island | Episode 6: Endure

[canesbian]

my hurridanes…

[mattymartin]

↳ MAT BARZAL GOLFING | 6.20.26