i'm a mess

[bringonthevices]

Wishing everyone a please stop leaking bootlegs of Death Becomes Her 💜

Several video masters (the people who film bootlegs) have sworn off of filming the show because of how many leaks there are. I promise this makes it worse for everyone, including the cast and crew we all admire. If you want to learn more about bootlegs, you can find a link here to Encora, a website that will tell you which bootleg you might have and why the community has the rules it does .

[tinymoneyknightspy]

oh, she is not fond of bootleg...

[tinymoneyknightspy]

Making gifs it's hard

[humanistlaw]

Movies I like to think Van and Tai watched together before the crash include Fried Green Tomatoes, A League of Their Own and Showgirls (Van bribed the guy at the video store to let her rent it)

What movies would y’all add?

[tinymoneyknightspy]

Desert Heart and the Rocky horror picture show. I'm pretty sure they were already out

[tinymoneyknightspy]

What about lesbian?

Cannibals: yellowjackets

Vampires: first kill

Pirates: ???

Ghosts: bly manor

[tinymoneyknightspy]

I think we always know

[tinymoneyknightspy]

OMG VERONICA?!

[elliesgaymachete]

Hot takes on movie musicals

[tinymoneyknightspy]

I guess ????

[tinymoneyknightspy]

[dammnitveronica]

WHY THEY LOOK LIKE THE SAME PERSON????

[tinymoneyknightspy]

“What’s your damage Heather?!”

Two worlds colliding.  Does Cordelia says anything like that?

[dead-blogwalking-deactivated202]

not me realising that heather duke is the only character in heathers who doesn't have a depressing solo-

[mcdonalds-tm-deactivated2022062]

shes too much of a girlboss to actually be sad

[tinymoneyknightspy]

neither have heather chandler... cause you know.. she's dead

[tinymoneyknightspy]

I think we always know

[rileyfriarhart-moved-deactivate]

cute things to call your girlfriend

demon queen

mythic bitch

the almighty

[bumblebear30]

*wife

[serenasoutherlyns]

The number of people who don’t see the Heather’s reference is funny to me

[tinymoneyknightspy]

I make memes now

[aspocko]

If they named Xena episodes like Friends episodes

The One Where They’re Angels

The One Where Xena and Gabrielle Kill Eachother’s Kids

The One Where Joxer is Relevant

The One Where Xena and Gabrielle Kiss But Its The Future and Xena Is In A Boy Body So It’s Okay To Show On Television In 1999

[xenasmanyskills]

The One Where Xena And Gabrielle Kiss In A Literal Ring Of Fiery Passion

The One Where Xena Invents CPR

[aspocko]

The One Where Xena Invents Kites

[xenasmanyskills]

The One Where Gabrielle Thinks She’s A Goddess. Again.

[aspocko]

The One Where Gabrielle Finally, Finally, Runs Out Of Henna

[fucktheg0ds]

The One Where Hades, Heaven, Hell, Vahalla, and Time Travel Exist

[9r7g5h]

The One Where She Dies

[brifigy-deactivated20180719]

Omg @9r7g5h… Rude 😂 I’m still in denial about her death, also this post is everything though

[9r7g5h]

There’s also ‘The One Where Gabrielle Destroys the Fabric of Time,’ and ‘The One Where Gabrielle’s Birthday Is A Fun Mess.’ Those two make it better! (And let’s be real, friend, I have to be a little rude. ;P It’s my job.)

[brifigy-deactivated20180719]

“#The one where Gabrielle is finally alone”

I mean, stop that heart breaking nonsense 😂

I like the rudeness, it makes me smile, so thanks!

There’s also “The one where Xena drags Gabrielle around Greece behind a horse and then they sing”

“The one where Xena tricks Lucifer into being the ruler of Hell and does a sexy dance with Gabrielle to celebrate”

[joan-the-vampire-slayer]

The One Where They Freeze to Not Death.

The One Where Hudson Takes Over Because Lucy is not Xena.

The One Where They Sing. Again.

The One Where They’re Married and Grumpy.

[agrayalien]

The One Where Gabrielle Nearly Drowns and Wakes Up In The Twilight Zone In Hideous Clothes With a Creepy Octopus Baby.

[rocnet]

The One Where She Dies … Again

The One Where Caesar Screws Everything Up But They Are in Love Anyways

The One Where We Try Not To Think About How Centaur Babies Are Made

[undeaddonkey]

The One where Gabrielle and Aphrodite go Wrestling in Oil to Get Xena Back to her Original Body

The One Where Alti Wants to Be Inside Xena and Then They Have a Skeleton Battle on the Astral Plane

The One Where Sister Wolf Howls at Sister Moon

[brifigy-deactivated20180719]

The One Where Random Guy Falls in Love with Gabrielle

The One Where Joxer Falls in Love with Gabrielle

The One Where Perdicus Falls in Love With Gabrielle

The One Where Brunhilda and Beowulf Fall in Love with Gabrielle

The One Where Najara Falls in Love with Gabrielle

The One Where Aphrodite Falls in Love with Gabrielle

The One Where Virgil Falls in Love with Gabrielle

Xena Warrior Princess Episode One: The One Where Gabrielle Falls in Love with Xena

[dotterpebber69]

The one where Xena sells herself into sex slavery to save Gabrielle’s niece, lots of sexy dancing.

The one where Gabrielle can’t stop dancing, and Xena loves every minute of it. The one where Xena has a hickey and Gabrielle blushes when Joxer notices it.

[yesbothways]

The one where Xena begrudgingly gives a kid half a wheel of cheese cause she killed his parents 

The one where the dad burns only the arrow’s entry wound closed

The one where Xena was hot with one dude but he died

The one where Xena was hot with one dude who was already dead

The one that birthed Miss Congeniality 

The one where Gabrielle gives Virgin Mary a mule 

The one that puts WAY TOO MUCH attention on Gabrielle’s virginity 

The one where Gabrielle kisses her new husband but we only notice her kissing Xena 

Also known as:  The One Where We Were Supposed to Care Perdicus Died 

The one where Ares is Xena’s dad and it feels real weird 

The one where Gabrielle bashes Xena’s nose then kisses her cheek

The one where Xena wakes up with a kinky rope-play sex hangover 

[ixnayxg33]

Loving this so much!!! 😂😂😂 The one when Xena is blind and gets the guy that sold Gabrielle to bad guys to basically be her seeing eye dog. The one where Gabrielle tries to convince a Hestian Virgin Priestess she was married when she lost her virginity; Xena laughs/smirks and makes us question EVERYTHING. The one where Gabrielle falls into a hole…again. The one where Xena defies gravity and physics to join Gabrielle on a cursed ship. The one where Gabrielle becomes a vampire then has to turn Xena into a vampire, sexy neck biting and moaning ensues.

[lucyllawless]

[tinymoneyknightspy]

"If she didn't have sexual awakening to Gabrielle The Battling Bard of Potidaea she's too young for you, bro." (Barbelle the web series quote, kind of).

[tinymoneyknightspy]

Hercules and the lost kingdom (1994)

[tinymoneyknightspy]

Hercules The Legendary Journeys s05e09 For those of you just joining us

Could it be gayer? I don't think so

[xenaslayerofgods]

[tinymoneyknightspy]

What you mean Gabrielle was meant to be sexually obsessed with Xena? You're trying to tell me she wasn't?!