The Perks of being Me

A 25 year old generally laid back queer girl with too many random thoughts floating around. Currently on a Xena binge, but also shipping Clexa, Spashley, Brittana, Soccer Cop, Naomily, Fuffy, Tibette, and various other femslash ships. Also, I'm weird.

[saturneves]

HER SMILE SHE’S SO PRECIOUS

[loving-villanelle]

😭😭😭😭

[bhebah]

“Every moment in this show exists so that these two women can end up alone in a room together.”

[lousolversons]

Codename Villanelle novel series original ending, by Luke Jennings

[loving-villanelle]

"Villanelle is a complex individual who struggles to find love with Eve despite being deprived of it for most of her life. When you present a queer character like this, and at the end of the series instill the idea that all that work and suffering has no payoff other than dying in your partner's arms, that death is still the bleak fate befitting of Villanelle, that Eve (who's gone through many intense battles in pursuit of this relationship) is meant to end the story screaming in agony, alone, watching her dead lover float away after an out-of-nowhere sniper attack...yeah, I'll let you figure out how that affects the queer psyche"

[joan-the-vampire-slayer]

Came back to tumblr just to rage post again because this is where I grieved Lexa too.

[jodiecomersource]

[michaun]

We are all put on this earth to be a service to others and I am grateful that for some, my Cheerios ponytail and sassy sashays may have given a little light to someone somewhere, who may have needed it. To everyone whose heartfelt stories I have heard, or read I thank you for truly enriching my life.

[keybladesoras]

In Memory of Naya Rivera

Favorite Santana Lopez Songs and Performances.

[miasswier]

top 10 glee couples (as voted by you) ∟ 5 → brittany pierce/santana lopez

“without britt, i just exist.”

[bechosource]

a final message

this blog has long been inactive due to loss of interest in the show, but i want to post here to speak on bob morley and the accusations made against him by his ex girlfriend, arryn zech, as well as the actions of the bellarke fandom.

bob morley spoke wrongly about black lives matter and blocked black fans when called out about it.

bob morley gaslit a trans person in dms and told them to get therapy.

bob morley is accused of long term emotional abuse, and telling arryn he did not approve of her being bisexual. after they broke up, she felt safe enough to publicly come out.

bob morley and eliza taylor, two heterosexual people, never used their platform to protect arryn from harm as a mentally ill bisexual woman.

members of the bellarke fandom have harassed arryn for over 5 years for no reason other than their own attraction to a man who doesn’t care if they live or die. 

as a victim of abuse, and in a world where woman are constantly demonized for coming out against abuse, people like arryn need our support more than ever. i hope that everyone takes the time to reflect, respect her, and for the millionth time this year to believe women. 

we do not know bob morley, tasya teles, eliza taylor, or any other celebrity. please use this time to reflect on how you hold celebrities on a pedestal for no reason. do better.

goodbye!

[mjwatson]

i have been on this hellsite long enough to see the rise, fall, and complete irrelevance of jennifer lawrence

[chazkuangshi]

“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”

-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut

[ephemeral-lightning]

Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world what’s the meaning of this

[chazkuangshi]

I’m just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing

so lady comes through drive thru. “Hi what can I get for you?” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?” “No” “Alright, you can pull up” and I just hear this quiet disgrunted “ ‘Please’ ?” I’m like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I don’t know, I don’t know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didn’t hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so I’m like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice “Hi how are you today?” She hands me the money for her bagel and goes “Just a tip. It’s ‘Please pull up to the window.’ not ‘pull up.’ I found that incredibly rude.” I go “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.” “I know what you meant. But it was rude.” “Well, I apologize. Here’s your bagel, have a great day.” She goes “I’m a MYSTERY SHOPPER.” (If you don’t have Mystery shoppers where you are, it’s kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) I’m like “… ok” So I’m about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way I’m letting her talk to my boss before I do. “Hi, can I help you?” “Yes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.” “Ohh, I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t hear that. I’ll make you a new one right now.” Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say “A little extra cream cheese on that.” She looks at my boss “She just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.” Boss goes “Oh, she said a little extra cream cheese.” “Oh” Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, “I’m sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?” Lady goes “I’ve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” Boss is like “… ok” and we’re all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?

So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss “And I have one more thing to say.” She leans in with a sneer. “Mystery shopper.” boss goes “We don’t do that here.” “yea you do.” “No we don’t.” “yea you do.” “Have a good day.”

Basically we’re pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that they’re mystery shoppers, and they aren’t allowed to coach you. And even if she was, “please” is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We haven’t participated in the program in over 7 years.

[lizardvvizard]

[beaky-peartree]

i would lay down my life for her

[kisu-no-hi]

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

[cleothegoldfish]

Did you mean: parents

[lyricaokana-deactivated20200808]

When you’re young and you’re straight and you’re dealing with heartbreak you need that song that fucking gets you through it and makes you cry and puts you back together, gay people need that too. (x)

[movedto-ijustsit]

when love won, tyler told us that “any day where love defeats hate, you can know i am celebrating” but that “while at this mental ground zero, i have found that any other influence added on, no matter how noble, becomes too heavy for me to carry. i am not strong enough. be patient with me as i grow, that some day i might be able to carry more weight.”

he can carry more weight now.

[susiephone]

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

[professorsparklepants]

What men think women are like verses what women are actually like

[waiteverybodyhide]

Hey your friends doing great

Oh really that fantastic!