pairing: mostly chen/sehun with one chen/kai/sehun
summary:Â 10 kisses, 10 au scenarios (de-aging, cat!sehun, the prince and the frog, rapunzel, leverage, established relationship x2, mall santa, vampires and werewolves, vague mama powers).
notes: written for the following prompt at the got7 meme: "Jackson gets a pet for Mark on his bday, but soon became jealous of the pet for getting so much of Mark's attention."
summary:
The beginning of the end was when Mark changed his profile picture on Facebook from him and Jackson to one of him and Mandu.
Or:
Jackson pouts, Mark is ridiculously cute, and their puppy is an evil overlord.
PG-13 | (i got) 7 markson/marksonbum drabbles based on this
met at a charity kissing booth au (markson)
It's not a competition per se, but after Jackson found out about Mark's record from an overly gushy BamBam, he was determined to beat it. Mark might be all cute and pretty and lean and handsome and attractive, and his smile might be able to make girls and boys and Jackson weak in the knees, but he won't be able to beat Jackson's charming laugh and biceps. And butt. And thighs.
So it comes down to this. Both of them are sitting side by side at the kissing booth for the charity for street dogs, with equally long lines of their schoolmates stretching out into the university quad. Jackson tries his best to squint against the sunlight, but it's impossible to tell who's got more people in the queue.
"May the sexier person win," he says to Mark, who looks wryly amused. "And by that, I mean me."
By the end of their shift, Jackson's lips feel bruised, especially because of Gukjoo, who had slyly slammed down 20 bucks for a brutal half-minute kiss with tongue. In all fairness, Jackson had asked his housemate to help him win his non-existent competition, but still, fucking ouch. Gukjoo had pretty much attacked him with teeth and tongue.
"Jackson, you've earnedâdrumroll please!âa respectable 375 dollars and a quarter, the quarter there because someone couldn't count for shit," Jaebum glares at Yugyeom, who squirms and tosses in another quarter; the youngest boy in their club had miscounted the donations twice, which  caused a bit of a ruckus.
Jackson smirks; he'd beaten Mark's old record of 350 bucks by a good stretch. He glances over at the older boy's face and tries to feel more smug than aroused at how Mark's lips are swollen from the past hour.
"And as for Mark," Jaebum continues, pausing for the drumroll and catcalls, "an amazing 400 dollars!"
Jackson's jaw drops open. He swivels round to stare at Mark, his annoyance at being beaten by a fucking pretty flowerboy turning into something hotter when Mark looks back with his cheeks flushed crimson.
sex shop employee and slightly flustered customer au (markson)
Mark has his favourite hoodie on because he needs something comforting for his first trip to this particular kind of store, and the hood is really useful for hiding his face just in case someone recognises him fondling a dildo. In a sex shop. Named Wang's Wangs.
Mark curses Jaebum and his great ideas, and the fact that he is for better or for worse Mark's best friend, and the fact that his BFF can't deal with Mark's increased bitchiness after not getting laid for almost six months. He sighs; Jaebum's leaning against the brick wall outside, probably texting his other half about Mark and his pathetic sex life, and waiting for Mark to complete his stupid mission of purchasing either porn, a fake dick, lube, and/or condoms.
"Do you need some help?" a cheerful voice pops up from behind him, and Mark freezes in the middle of the aisle, belatedly realising that he's been staring at a giant pink dildo for the last few minutes. "If you're a first timer, that one's kinda out of your league. If not, well, for your sizeâŠ" Brown eyes look Mark up and down. "Anyway, you might want to try smaller model, this one for example."
A neon green buttplug is unceremoniously shoved under Mark's nose, and he backs away hastily, nearly crashing into a rainbow wall of rubber cocks. "Jesus, no, IâI, uh, I'm good. Just looking around. Thanks."
The guy grins. He's got a brilliant smile, all wide and toothy. His hair's mussed up, probably because he's been doing inventory; there's a couple of large boxes and a clipboard resting beside him. He's also got great biceps, which are covered with a sheen of sweat. Mark shakes himself mentally, flushes, and tries to concentrate on what the guy's saying.
"Great! Name's Jackson, and I'm great at servicing wangs, so just come get me if you need any assistance with yours." He winks, then cranes his head forward to peer at Mark. "You're legal, right?"
"I'm twenty-two," Mark stammers back as indignantly as he can, fingers fumbling as he pulls out his ID. Jackson's eyes are a soft brown, and he smells like grape. Probably from carting around mounds of lube. Fuck.
"Excellent," Jackson says, nodding. "Well, have fun!" He picks up the boxes and stuffs the edge of the clipboard in between his teeth like a demented puppy, and stalks to another aisle, this one filled with porn.
Mark buries his head in his hands and groans as softly as he can. What is his life and how and why?
"By the way," Jackson yells from where he's stacking DVDs with titles like Trashy Twink Tops and Boy is a Bottom on them. Mark's fists clench before he realises that the store's empty except for the two of them. "We're giving away free lube and condoms with every purchase, so if you're really interested in that pink dick, you'll have plenty of help!"
highschool party au with spin the bottle (marksonbum)
Jackson shivers when the bottle lands on him. Jaebum's eyes are dark, predatory, sober, and before Jackson knows it, the older boy's crawled to settle right in front of him. Beside them, Mark's smiling, slowly, seductively, his long legs splayed open in an obscene vee. The others all went to bed about fifteen minutes earlier; there's just the three of them continuing a lazy game that's turned into something more serious.
"Truth or dare?" Jaebum asks, voice deep and quiet.
Jackson's eyes dip to his lips before darting back up. "Dare."
Jaebum doesn't say anything. He turns his head towards Mark and nods. The other boy's smile morphs into a wolfish grin, mischievous and full of sharp teeth. His cool hand cups Jackson's cheek and tilts his head, the gentle movement at odds with the rough, dirty kiss that follows.
neighbours au where person A goes over to person B to tell B to âstop singing karaoke itâs 2amâ (markson)
Each flat has a huge shared kitchen and seven rooms, two of which are reserved for international students so that theyâre better able to adjust to the local crowd. Well, Mark hasnât seen his flatmates since he and his parents arrived at ten in the morning. Right now, Markâs parents are pottering about the kitchen, his mom already stuffing cleaning supplies and other kitchen-y things into his cupboard under the double-sink. Mark himself is still busy unpacking his suitcases in his room at the end of the corridor, and trying not to sniffle too loudly when he arranges his framed family photographs on his erstwhile empty desk.
In the evening, his parents leave for London, both of them with tears in their eyes as they wave goodbye. Mark is left feeling too cold at the platform, watching dully as the train pulls away. When he gets back to the flat, heâs half-heartedly glad that thereâs still no hide nor hair of his flatmates; heâs looking forward to a quiet evening feeling homesick and alone. Heâs pulling out a towel and some pyjamas when he hears an unexpected knock and nearly falls over.
"Hey dude," a guy says, leaning on Markâs open door. He has a black snapback with 'WANG' across the front in obnoxious large silver letters, and huge biceps. Combined with his lazy, Americanised accent, Mark's new neighbour is probably a giant dudebro. "Oh hey, you speak Mandarin? Iâm Jackson by the way, Jackson Wang."
Mark blinks as Jackson rattles off in fluent Mandarin, chattering nineteen to the dozen, something about the laundrettes and getting ripped off? He ends up nodding and 'hmm'-ing a whole lot, twisting the towel in his hands until Jackson finally switches back to English and apologises from keeping Mark from his shower.
It turns out that the rest of their flatmates arenât arriving until the weekend, so Mark spends the next few days trying to get used to the tiny shower and climbing up and down hills to deal with administration issues. He wins the heart of the Malaysian lady who owns an Asian grocery shop down the street, as well as the hearts of the Taiwanese couple who run the restaurant further downâeven though heâs pretty sure that their son hates him because Mark can at least stutter out some Mandarin. He crosses paths with Jackson here and again; the two of them pretty much keep to their rooms, and although they share a wall, Mark doesnât hear much from the other boy, which heâs grateful for.
Until Friday, that is. Itâs the last day before the university fills up proper with freshmen; the university bar has an 'international special' night that Mark doesnât go to, preferring to Skype with his parents, whoâre in Italy for their holiday. He thinks he heard Jackson leave sometime around ten, but definitely hears him come back around two in the morning, belting out one of Jay Chouâs songs nonstop.
Mark waits for the yelling to stop in the dark of his room, but gives up after ten minutes of sheer caterwauling, and wrenches his door open, remembering his keycard just in time. "Hey, Wang," he snaps, "shut the fuck up!"
A hyena laugh floats out from the kitchen in reply. "Sweary motherfucker, youâve been holding out on the Wang Wang."
Mark shuts his eyes for a moment and stomps into the kitchen, ignoring the peal of drunken laughter as Jackson catches sight of his Iron Man pyjama pants. "Dude, itâs 2am, I donât have time for your bullshit."
"You're harshing my buzz, dude," Jackson answers, too happily for Markâs liking. "Loosen up a little, American boy, American boy," he sings, and Mark stares because that actually came out really nice. Husky and on tune. "Câmon, sâour last night alone, just us. Donât tell me you wonât miss our quiet little home." Jackson pouts, and gestures wildly around the spotless kitchen.
Sighing, Mark lets his shoulders droop and sinks down on the couch next to Jackson. The other boyâs been alright, really, heâs just drunk, and heâs nice. Heâs a good kid. Probably. Even with alcohol breath and shitty singing. "Yeah, sorry, man. I was talking with my parents, and you know." Fuck, Mark is a buzzkill, isnât he? Fuck.
"Yeah," Jackson murmurs, suddenly sombre despite a burp. His head rolls onto Markâs shoulder. "I know."
met in a line for a roller-coaster au (bonus: one of them is scared shitless) [markson]
Jacksonâs so not here for this. "I hate you," he whines to Jinyoung, who cackles and rubs his palms together like the evil shit he is.
"Scaredy-cat," Jinyoung sneers back. "Itâs only a small one for kids, fucking hell, Wang." Behind them, Jaebum clucks his tongue disapprovingly, Â but Jinyoung simply ignores him and grins. "Even Youngjae didnât make so much noise."
Given that Youngjaeâs face is pale and covered with sick, well, Jackson gulps down a mouthful of fear and air, and repeats his hatred of Park Jinyoung.
The previous ride ends, and the line of carriages painted to look like mine carts are emptying out for the next ride. Jackson adjusts his cap again and again as the short queue moves forward to fill the carts. Jinyoung and Jaebum giggle as Jackson is left standing alone in front of a cart that already has a guy sitting in it.
"Sir, would you please take your seat," the bored attendant says.
Jackson glares at him and then at his useless friends, climbing in miserably. He doesn't give a shit that the snot-nosed kids in front are laughing and jeering at him, but does perk up when the dude beside him tells them sharply to buckle up and keep quiet.
"Sorry, I'll have a word with them later," the guy says, turning to Jackson.
Jackson grips the safety bar tight, and not just out of fear. The guy is gorgeous. Fucking lean and long and red hair and bright eyes and pink mouth and that fucking smile, holy shit. "Hi," he says eloquently. That's all he manages before the rollercoaster lurches forward and his voice trails off into a shriek.
'you were the only one at the party who understood my movie reference' au (markson)
"Hey, I think you and I could be drift compatible." Mark's face screws up in laughter as Superman's face goes totally blank. He takes a long pull of his beer, snickering as a scowling Jackson slinks back to his corner of the Halloween party, tail in between his legs.
"Didn't get it either?" Mark says, grinning up at the disgruntled jaeger.
Jackson sighs dramatically and drops down onto a beanbag chair. "No one watched the movie because they thought it was about giant robots and monsters," he mutters. "Fuck, I'm going to get stuck, aren't I?" A groan escapes, and Mark laughs, polishing off his bottle. "Fuck you, Tuan, you're meant to protect me from beanbags and people who don't appreciate Pacific Rim."
"Don't be a kaiju, sweet baby," Mark shoots back, imitating his best friend's exaggerated pout.
Jackson takes the beanbag with him as he leaps onto his co-pilot.
lifeguard/swimmer or lifeguards au (marksonbum)
There are summer jobs and there are summer jobs and this summer job is the best Mark's ever had. He sits in a high chair and watches people swim, takes note of kids who struggle too much, and pimply teenagers who don't know (or at least want to follow) the rules about jumping into public swimming pools.
Then one day there's this guy and his friend who come in towards the end of Mark's shift. They're around his age but ridiculously attractive, all buff and tonedâand shit, Mark has to shift in his seat when the taller guy smirks in his direction. They don't cause any trouble, although the louder one has a laugh that echoes off the walls.
"Hey," one of them says, as Mark gets down for the end of his shift. He's leaning against the edge of the pool, his short black hair in wet spikes and mouth curved up on one side.
"Hey," Mark replies. He flushes as the other guy swims up next to the first. They look like mermen, really attractive mermen. "What's up?"
"Jaebum and Jackson," the loud one says, pointing at each of them respectively. HisâJacksonâsmile is slow and sweet, charming with a hint of something more. "Should come and join us. We won't bite."
Mark swallows. He glances at Jinyoung, who gives him a mock salute and a raised eyebrow of encouragement as he leaves. There aren't any people left at this hour, and Jinyoung's dad is pretty lax with closing hours so long as the office is secure. "Yeah, okay," Mark answers, wondering what he's got himself into.
As a seventeen-year-old boy, there's nothing more mindbendingly boring than a full-day Chinese wedding. Even if it's his sister's.
His best shirt is stiflingâhis mom had insisted on him wearing a bowtie like some kind of fucking faux-hipsterâand as another wave of semi-drunken cheers erupt from the living room, Mark sighs dramatically at being trapped in his own damn room, and buries his head in the pillow.
"Oh, Mark," his mom says, when she opens the door. Her cheeks are flushed with happiness and rice wine, but she still manages a show of disappointment. "Your hair, dimsum."
"Mom!" Mark hisses, because Eric, only his favourite cousin in the entire world, and another boy are standing behind her with equal expressions of twisted delight. He pets his hair down, or at least tries to, and tries not to look as red as he feels.
She waves her hand dismissively, introduces the new boy as Jackson, and tells Eric to 'take care of them, please, you boys have so much to talk about', as if he and Jackson are toddlers in need of babysitting. Which, okay, point, given that Mark all but flew upstairs after his experience with Auntie Huang, and that Jackson looks like he's All Kinds of Trouble.
He hides behind his fringe, suddenly hating his impulsive decision to dye it dark red, and hugs the pillow to his chest, sighing when Eric comes to sit next to him. He hasn't seen Eric in a couple of years because the older boy's been off enjoying his college years in Boston. They used to see each other almost every summer before that; Mark has half a shelf dedicated to photos and mementos from back then.
It'sâawkward, now. Mark's grown about a foot since they last saw each other, dyed his dumb hair red, fallen in and out of love with an older girl at the local ice-cream store, and taken up volleyball. Eric's hair's brown now, he's wearing geek-chic glasses, and his bowtie actually looks like it suits him instead of being a strangulation device of shitty poser-ness. Eric is cool, always has been, a ladies-man without being a player, smart, talented, everything Mark's wanted to be since he was seven and twelve-year-old Eric showed up at his house with the newest Pokemon game.
"Auntie says you're into sports now," Eric says, smiling gently. His voice takes Mark back to seaside escapades for a moment. A Polaroid shot of them drawing maths equations in the sand catches Mark's eyeâthe last trip they went on together, just them, just after Eric got his driver's licence.
"Yeah, uh, volleyball? And I've started learning skateboarding, uhm. Yeah." God, he sounds like such a dork.
"Volleyball's kind of wussy," Jackson pipes up.
Mark glares at him, because one, volleyball's not wussy; and two, no one asked his opinion anyway. Mark tells him that, uncaring if he's being rude for once, because it's his room, goddamn it, and he's tired of people assuming that volleyball's just a game for hot girls in bikinis.
The other boy simply flings a cheeky grin back, and leans against Mark's desk. He's peering at the photos pinned to the corkboard on the wall, looking like he's holding back more snarky judgements of Mark's life.
"Do you know him?" Mark turns back to Eric almost savagely. Objectively, he knows that he's kinda old to be a little shit, but whatever. Teenage hormones and all that. The noise from downstairs is getting even louder; a part of Mark's brain wants to place an anonymous call to the police out of spite.
"Nah, we got to talking downstairs about Hong Kong and Beijing and your mom brought us up here," Eric replies, smiling. He pats Mark on the shoulder and the younger boy feels himself relax. "Jackson's pretty cool though; apparently he's good at fencing or something."
"Hey, I'm not 'good' at fencing, Nam," Jackson says. "I'm fantastic. Generally speaking, but especially when it comes to fencing. And basketball. You could say," he smirks, arms wide open, "that I'm fantastic, baby."
Mark raises an eyebrow, and throws the pillow at him.
30 Day Poetry Challenge
Day 1- Write a poem where each line starts with a letter from your first name (an acrostic). It can be about anything, but it should not be about you or your name.
Day 2- Who was the last person you texted? Write a five line poem to that person.
Day 3- Find the nearest book (of any kind). Turn to page 8. Use the first ten full words on the page in a poem. You may use them in any order, anywhere in the poem.
Day 4- Write a haiku. Theyâre often about nature, but yours can be about anything.
Day 5- Write a three line poem about lemons without using the following words: lemon, yellow, round, fruit, citrus, tart, juicy, peel, and sour.
Day 6- Write a poem of any length incorporating every word from your latest Facebook status.
Day 7- Take a walk until you find a tree you identify with, then write a poem using the tree as a metaphor for yourself or your life.
Day 8- Write a cinquain on a topic of your choice.
Day 9- Quickly jot down four verbs, four adjectives, and four nouns. Write a poem using all 12 words.
Day 10- Pick a one line song lyric to serve as an epigraph to your poem. Then, write the poem to accompany it.
Day 11- Write a list poem.
Day 12- Tell your life story in 6 words.
Day 13- Write a short poem that a child would like.
Day 14- Write a bad poem, make it as lousy as you can, do everything wrong, let yourself be awful.
Day 15- Post a poem (written by someone else) that you love (for any reason).
Day 16- Respond to the poem you posted yesterday with a poem of your own.
Day 17- Write a poem that employs a rhyme scheme.
Day 18- Write a poem without any end rhyme, only internal rhyme.
Day 19- Imagine yourself doing any household task/chore, then write a poem using what youâve imagined as an extended metaphor for writing.
Day 20- Write a narrative poem detailing a specific childhood memory.
Day 21- Choose one of the poems youâve already written and posted as part of this challenge and re-order it in some way. You could rearrange the lines or stanzas or even words in a line. Think of it as a puzzle!
Day 22- What is the first car you bought/drove/remember? Write a poem about it.
Day 23- Write a seven line poem that begins with âitâs true that fresh air is good for the bodyâ (from Frank OâHaraâs poem âAve Mariaâ) and ends with âthis is our bodyâ (from Gary Snyderâs âThe Bathâ).
Day 24- Write a poem thatâs different in some way from anything youâve ever written. Take a chance! Be wild!
Day 25- Write a poem that includes all of the following words: pistachio, ink, pebble, weather, varnish.
Day 26- Gather some magazines/catalogs you donât mind cutting up and spend ten minutes flipping through them looking for words/sentences that spark your interest. Cut out the words as you go, and (at the end of the ten minutes) arrange the words to form a cut-out poem.
Day 27- Begin with the title âThe Poem Iâd Never Write.â Then, write that poem.
Day 28- Visit a virtual art gallery and look around until you find a piece that intrigues you. Write a poem inspired by the artwork.
Day 29- Briefly research a poetic form of your choice and write a poem according to the rules of that particular form.
Day 30- Write a poem employing extended metaphor to illustrate the experience of the last thirty days.