Please don't go, I'll eat you whole

I cracked open my skull to let you peer into my thoughts 22 and counting Any pronouns

[tinysamalander]

I'm obsessed with my wife. This page is explicitly FOR her but sometimes I reblog other stuff I like (deltarune and butterfly soup mostly) just sayin. If youre my lesbian wife you're snooooping I see you

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[tinysamalander]

I miss ghost mysteries where you have to FIRST figure out why the house is like that and THEN figure out why the ghost is like that. Double mystery of unwinding a spirits tragic fate

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[illcryallday]

baby wolf？ no，catgirl. hehehe…

[noellegostosapeituda]

[REPOST] I found an error💀

[faerealcriminal]

Wyd if I show up to your house shivering it’s raining and you can see through my shirt a bit and my boobs look great. I look so hot in a doe eyed wet tshirt girl way.

What would you do in this situation ?

[tinysamalander]

Wrap a Lil towel around you and strip you down for a shower and put you in comfy warm clothes and get snuggled up in bed and then when you're all cozy and warm and cuddly slip my fingers inside you

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[localxenospores]

most inspired i have felt in weeks

[faerealcriminal]

I think I’m gay

[tinysamalander]

I cant believe you've hidden this from me for 3 years it's like I don't even know you

[hoeyberg]

all I wanna do is wrap my arms around you and bury my face into your neck and inhale your scent and squeeze you against me but I have to act normal instead

[thememedaddy]

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[pukicho]

I have a giant black wasp in my bathroom for no good reason and I simply don't enjoy it at all.

[catshadowguy]

Just choose to be happy

[pukicho]

Yayy okay

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[tinysamalander]

Accommodations people accommodations 🗣🗣🗣

[disillusion-mint]

Hold me until moss covers us, until our flesh melts together, keep me captive, make me a prisoner in your ribs, let me kiss your bloody heart and die in your arms.