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I live in perpetual fear that someone else has made the same memes when the template fits this well.
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Please help I am mentally unwell for this moment
Sebastian and MC, outside the catacombs panting and traumatized.
Sebastian, distraught: I-I've killed him. They'll lock me up in Azkaban for this. I'm a murderer.
MC, confused: Azkaban? Is murder a crime? I kill at least 5 people before class every morning.
Sebastian: What?
MC: What?
MC: Anyway, what was that curse you used? I could really bump up my numbers with that bad boy.
The lads on a hillside somewhere
Garreth: Oh cool look, a dragon in the distance!
Sebastian: Oh wow! *smiles*
Leander: Amazing!
Amit: Goodness me!
Everett: Woah!
Dragon: *flying through the sky, towards them*
Garreth: ...
Sebastian: *narrows his eyes*
Leander: (??)
Amit: Erm..
Everett: *starts slowly standing*
Ominis: Why's everyone gone so quiet?
Garreth: Does it look like it's getting closer?
Dragon: *suddenly speeds up and roars as it approaches them*
Sebastian: FUCKING HELL!!!
Garreth: *SCREAMS*
Leander: *HOLLERS*
Amit: *YELLS* OH MY GOD!!
Everett: *CRYING*
Ominis: W-WHAT THE F-
(They all scramble to their feet, Sebastian throwing Ominis over his shoulder as they start running for their lives)
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Favorite moment in "Hearts of Stone".
Do you have any headcanons for Professor Sharp, including his boggart? Sorry about spamming your asks.
No need to apologize! I love the asks ❤️
Random Professor Sharp headcanons by me!
Ah yes, Aesop Sharp
Dude was definitely in Slytherin without a doubt.
He’s probably a half-blood or a pureblood.
He is TALL. I imagine if he had any siblings they would be pretty tall too.
He did not want to become a professor at first. He had no interest in being around any kid or teenager so why would he? But he was good at potions and thought that the next generation of witches and wizards needed a good teacher, so he took the position as Potions professor.
He was a really good Auror and he loved his job, which is another reason why he took it so hard when he could no longer work as one.
He and Solomon Sallow probably worked together at least once while they were both Aurors.
He’s unmarried and has no kids. Although he was close to getting married once, he was engaged but then it just didn’t work out and they both parted their ways.
Very reserved guy. He doesn’t talk much unless he has to.
Doesn’t allow tomfoolery in his classroom. Joking around? Detention. Talking too loud while he’s giving a lecture? Detention. He already has to deal with Garreth all the time, he’s not about to let any other kid disrupt the classroom as well.
There was a Dueling club similar to Crossed Wands dueling club back when Aesop was in school and he attended it regularly. He was actually pretty good at it.
Out of all the professors, he probably talks to Professor Black the most, but he often has conversations with Professor Weasley, Professor Kogowa, and Professor Ronen.
He had a hard enough time dealing with Garreth’s older brothers when they were at school and so when Garreth showed up and was ten times worse, he about had a heart attack.
Had to lock his office specifically cuz Garreth would always sneak in and grab potion ingredients and blow up the classroom.
If he played quidditch in school, he probably was a chaser or beater.
Hates when people bring up the injury to his leg and the fact that he has a limp. Although he won’t get mad when his students ask why.
After years of working as a Professor, he did soften up a bit and he actually grew pretty fond of his students even if they made him want to yank his hair out 24/7 with how much of a handful they could be.
That being said, since your fears change with the new experiences you have. I’d honestly say that Sharp’s boggart would probably have to do with losing one of his students. As stressful as they are, he cares a lot about them and their safety which is another reason why he gets mad at Garreth a lot.
He won’t admit it but he’s dreading the day Garreth graduates school because he knows his job will get boring again until the next chaotic Weasley joins in.
Knows Sebastian and Ominis surprisingly well. He’s not too fond of the other slytherin students but he liked Sebastian and Ominis because although Sebastian is a troublemaker, they’re both intelligent and he doesn’t feel like he’s having to explain things 100 times over while talking to them.
That and he pities Ominis sometimes for always failing tests. He’s definitely tried to personally tutor him in hopes to help him in potions.
Professor Sharp headcanons pt. 2
Looking at his room, he is messy. Leaves stuff everywhere, does not clean because he is too busy AND it seems like he does not let house elfs clean, which leads me to the next point:
He does not approve using house elfs to do chores, maybe there were none in his family home and is not used to seeing anybody cleaning his mess
If he had significant other, he would not say "i love you" often, but shows his love by caring: always asks if his SO slept well, did they eat, are they healthy and of course if the answer to any of these questions was "no", he would take care to change it ASAP.
Additionally would show affection by small touch - hand on the back, putting hair behind ear, or gently brushing the cheek
Prof. Sharp's room?
I don't know if it's a fact, but I believe that room on second floor in restricted section (where Sharp is talking with prof. Weasley during demiguises' quest) is prof.Sharp's room and it's a MESS. Clothes are laying everywhere, there are lots of weird ingredients, something is spilled on the floor, jeez.
Somehow it suits him to be honest.
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My Professor Sharp's headcanons:
he loves and respects his mom, sends her letters regularly
is the oldest child, has one, maybe two younger siblings
he enjoys first morning coffee in his room before seeing and interacting with anyone; he likes to stand by the window and watching the beautiful view
he exercises regularly, maybe some push ups and basics in the morning, but mostly focuses on his 'bad' leg, even tho is painful af
takes a long, relaxing bath from time to time, with a glass of whiskey, to reset after long day (especially after Garreths experiments)
he doesn't actually hate nor despise Garreth for his experiments, because he sees it as creative and ambitious approaches to the potions
sends owls everywhere he can to not walk through the whole castle
You can add some ideas if you like!
Garreth Weasley is just ginger Sebastian Sallow
I was playing Hogwarts Legacy and I IMMEDIATELY FELL HARD FOR THIS MAN AS SOON AS I SAW HIM IN FIGS OFFICE. I think I just got the hots for older men 😭