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bungleart

pukicho

On the computer you can make fun shapes and look at their reflections

vintagewildlife

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

airagorncharda

OH HEY, THATS TOMORROW

1trillionbees

hi craig im a huge fan (artfight attack for @anoxthon)

corvench

some sketches in magma with @psycho-hazard1 ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

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grorges

i’m a man with a mission… a boy with a gun

i got a picture in my pocket of the lucky one…

who doesn’t know….

i’m a big mess!

duckdotcom

play fun math games at www.deadwife.com

brookebitch69

natalieironside

Spinach is woke now

cryptotheism

And for your third wish?

aropride

just thought of a funny post then imagined the annoying asks i'd get about it and got mad and closed the new post editor . then imagined getting to call them a dumb cunt and opened it again. then realized that was insane and started typing this. actually since i'm already in here (post editor) might as well make a fakepost of the entire situation so u all can experience it too

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being white AND autistic is like a double nerf when it comes to dancing i really do just freak it nothing style #text

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anonymous asked: not everything is fucking autism i think youre just lame 😭 it's literally not that hard

🌃 aropride answered: autism causes motor difficulties you dumb cunt

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get their ass

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@aropride You are so cool i love you

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🏳️‍🌈 sillylittleguy99 Follow

tumblr user aropride suffers more than jesus

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god that aropride guy is so fucking cool i wish we were bffs

🌃🔁 aropride Follow

hi omg ty :3 do u want to frolic in a field with me

🟦🔁 reallycoolperson Follow

of COURSE

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obama asked: Do you want one Million dollars and also i will erase student debt forever communism style

🌃 aropride answered: yass omg #ask

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aropride

nikoco11

thought this was cute ^^

gumy-shark

THE TEACHER SAID MY DRAWING WAS EXCELLENT IM GETTING A GOOD GRADE IN- wait. that actually Is both normal to want and possible to achieve. college classes are one of the most classic things to want a good grade in. have i lost the plot

prokopetz

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

princeps-civitatus-peach

Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.

Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.